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1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:40 am
by leoian
Let's try to find how to kill a zombie with simples objects

1. Dig a fork in the eye
2. The classic door piano trap

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:17 am
by Polar Fox
I break his neck with my hands

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:45 am
by leoian
Kill a zombie with a bookcase

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:22 pm
by Polar Fox
5. Throw him off the tenth floor
6. Connect his head to a wall repeatedly

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:16 pm
by leoian
Use a wine bottle with a shirt launcher

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:22 am
by TheDragonfiend
8. Throw zombie at wall
9. Throw wall at zombie (completely different)
10. Make it watch the notebook (only works on guy zombies)
11. Recreate the titanic with zombies
12. Throw vinyls at its head
13. Shoryuken

Id keep going but i want you guys to actually play XD

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:52 am
by Stryder221
14. Guitar. face. need I say more?
15. Kitchen knife to neck.
16. Shove zombie's nose into the brain.
17. Flammable spray + lighter = flamethrower = toasty!.
18. Smash computer screen into it's face. (not recommended if you love internet...)
19. Leg-sweep, followed by repeated stompimg.
20. Water + electricity = some more Toasty!

(repeat until dead... :twisted:)

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:01 am
by DariusL
21-Shovel in the face
22-Chainsaw
23-Tesla coil (You do need electricity for this one)
24-Drive a car on 'em!
25-Throw bricks or cinderblocks in his face
26-Iron pipe, hit him as you wish

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:19 am
by leoian
Puts a Zombie in an industrial blender.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:50 am
by Flyboy1945
Bombs from 30,000ft.
A Katana.
Tomahawk. (both the handheld weapon AND the missile)
Do 16" Naval Guns count?
Toss out the zombie out an airlock.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:34 pm
by leoian
Flyboy1945 wrote:Bombs from 30,000ft.
A Katana.
Tomahawk. (both the handheld weapon AND the missile)
Do 16" Naval Guns count?
Toss out the zombie out an airlock.
No bomb or gun allowed even the bow or other stuffs.

Only random usual objects.
Like
A car on a crane falling on a zombie

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:50 am
by Stryder221
32. Bow and arrow Stick arrow in eye without the bow.
33. Pawn with nerd rage!
34. Throw everything except sink.
35. Throw the sink...
36. Strangle with a small length of rope or wire.
37. Smack them with mannequin.
38. The classic "Ooh, what's that!?" followed by sucker-punch.
39. challenge them "In the name of not-so-meaningless battle!", then bash with a sledgehammer.
40. Throw into safe, lock it... never come back...
41. Rip off limbs.
42. beat zombie with them. (Too gory?)

Edit: Edited my numbers, forgot bombs shouldn't count...

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:15 pm
by leoian
Kill a zombie in a gello pool with a bunch of piranhas inside.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:45 pm
by Stryder221
(If my senses are correct... this is going to get ridiculous, soon.)

44. Drench in gas, then use match. (bring marshmallows!)
45.Put zombie's head in doorway... Close it repeatedly.
46. Bring house down on top of target.
47. hit in head with bat for home-run...
48. Pay :redhair: to challenge in the name of meaningless battle.
(Place bets on the outcome)

I'm going to stop for a while now...
(I need to give others a chance, right?)

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:00 pm
by leoian
Tosses a ton of catnip on some zombies, and free the big cats :3