1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
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- Stryder221
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
54. Convince to roast zombie. (super toasty!)
55. Hack and slash with your claws. (Get to do it if you don't have any...)
56. Rolling boulder trap. (watch them fail to run away!)
57. Chair... guess where it goes!
58. Impale with suddenly grown devil-horns!
59. Chainsaw... nuff said...
60. "desperate measures". (Throwing other people.)
61. "Release the hounds!"
(I'm running out of serious suggestions here...)
55. Hack and slash with your claws. (Get to do it if you don't have any...)
56. Rolling boulder trap. (watch them fail to run away!)
57. Chair... guess where it goes!
58. Impale with suddenly grown devil-horns!
59. Chainsaw... nuff said...
60. "desperate measures". (Throwing other people.)
61. "Release the hounds!"
(I'm running out of serious suggestions here...)
E͎͖̯̱̻͡r̲͇r͢҉͈͚ò͈̹̰̩̺͓̝̘̟̕r̨̡̺̥̲̰͕̭̬:̵͙̦̟̮̖̯̞́͢ ̴̛̞̙͙̠̲̝̟S̵͎̼̖̜̯͕̺͔̀i̶͉̟̝̻͕̺g̢̤͕n̴͈̩̝͓͖̹͕̟͢a͕̺̱͞ț̸̛͓u̢̥̣̣̰̪ͅr̨̠͙̯̣̣̘̠ḛ̡̨̟̗̥̰̱̻ͅ ̻̮̼̥͕̼͉͎u͏͔̳n͏͔͈̭̭͟a̮͕͖̲͕͙͔ͅv̺̦̼̥̭͙a͏҉̦̺̫̯i̝̙̳̜l̴̡̳̥͠a̢̘̬͈͢ͅb̶̶̦͉͙́ḷ̸̙̙̳̩̥́e͔̪̳̦̫͚̪̹ͅ.͖̠̗͔̖̞ͅ
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Tosses a zombie in a concrete pit or in a liquid nitrogen pool
- Stryder221
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
After doing that, fish it out and smash with hammer for number 63!leoian wrote:Tosses a zombie in a concrete pit or in a liquid nitrogen pool
(Mind the pieces, though... they'll fly everywhere!)
Edit: The number's been edited
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
you can press a zombie in a giant book too
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Drive a steam roller on them.
Make a brick wall collapse on them.
Throw it from a high place.
Hit with a sword.
Hit with an axe.
Make a brick wall collapse on them.
Throw it from a high place.
Hit with a sword.
Hit with an axe.
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Feeds the Zombie with a dead body full of metal, then crush him with 2 strong Magnets
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
73. Toss into car compacter. (Walk away quickly if you have a weak stomach.)
74. Toss into helicopter blades, while the engine's on.
75. Put your palm through his face! (*Epic face-palm!*)
76. the old crushing wall trap.
74. Toss into helicopter blades, while the engine's on.
75. Put your palm through his face! (*Epic face-palm!*)
76. the old crushing wall trap.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Make it fall in a manhole, pour gasoline in it, drop a lit match in there. Run.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Restrain Zombie, then put the Zombie into the pouch of a Trebuchet.
Pull the lever.
Pull the lever.
Problem? Take it up with my Panzer.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
I like this one.Flyboy1945 wrote:Restrain Zombie, then put the Zombie into the pouch of a Trebuchet.
Pull the lever.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Restrain zombie and then leave him to die
Sign up Zombie for the Aperture Testing Program.
(Do we have this one?)
Sign up Zombie for the Aperture Testing Program.
(Do we have this one?)
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
80. Use portal g- I mean, machine, make zombie fall infinitely!
81. then launch it into to space!
82. Or into a wall!
83. if all else fails, make companion cube stab it!
(Portal references galore!)
81. then launch it into to space!
82. Or into a wall!
83. if all else fails, make companion cube stab it!
(Portal references galore!)
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Open console, click Zombie, type "kill".
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Alternatively, open console, click, type, "Set health 0"EvilNinjadude wrote:Open console, click Zombie, type "kill".
85. Console, set it's stats to -1000, then watch the implosion
86. Multiply your own stats by a thousand, then pwn zombie like the 1337 player you are.
87. Console again, zombie's stats again, but divide them... BY ZERO!!! (You might want to run as soon as you do that, or put god-mode on yourself
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