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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

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54. Convince :nora: to roast zombie. (super toasty!)
55. Hack and slash with your claws. (Get :flora: to do it if you don't have any...)
56. Rolling boulder trap. (watch them fail to run away!)
57. Chair... guess where it goes!
58. Impale with suddenly grown devil-horns! :twisted:
59. Chainsaw... nuff said...
60. "desperate measures". (Throwing other people.)
61. "Release the hounds!"

(I'm running out of serious suggestions here...)
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#17 Post by leoian »

Tosses a zombie in a concrete pit or in a liquid nitrogen pool
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

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leoian wrote:Tosses a zombie in a concrete pit or in a liquid nitrogen pool
After doing that, fish it out and smash with hammer for number 63!
(Mind the pieces, though... they'll fly everywhere!)

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#19 Post by leoian »

you can press a zombie in a giant book too :grin:
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#20 Post by lolwut8898 »

Squish with an unarmed nuclear warhead
lolz like a bau5

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#21 Post by DariusL »

Drive a steam roller on them.
Make a brick wall collapse on them.
Throw it from a high place.
Hit with a sword.
Hit with an axe.

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Feeds the Zombie with a dead body full of metal, then crush him with 2 strong Magnets
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

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73. Toss into car compacter. (Walk away quickly if you have a weak stomach.)
74. Toss into helicopter blades, while the engine's on.
75. Put your palm through his face! (*Epic face-palm!*)
76. the old crushing wall trap.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#24 Post by DariusL »

Make it fall in a manhole, pour gasoline in it, drop a lit match in there. Run.

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#25 Post by Flyboy1945 »

Restrain Zombie, then put the Zombie into the pouch of a Trebuchet.

Pull the lever.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#26 Post by DariusL »

Flyboy1945 wrote:Restrain Zombie, then put the Zombie into the pouch of a Trebuchet.

Pull the lever.
I like this one. :)

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

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Restrain zombie and then leave him to die

Sign up Zombie for the Aperture Testing Program.

(Do we have this one?)
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

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80. Use portal g- I mean, machine, make zombie fall infinitely!
81. then launch it into to space!
82. Or into a wall!
83. if all else fails, make companion cube stab it!

(Portal references galore!)
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#29 Post by EvilNinjadude »

Open console, click Zombie, type "kill".
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

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EvilNinjadude wrote:Open console, click Zombie, type "kill".
Alternatively, open console, click, type, "Set health 0"
85. Console, set it's stats to -1000, then watch the implosion
86. Multiply your own stats by a thousand, then pwn zombie like the 1337 player you are.
87. Console again, zombie's stats again, but divide them... BY ZERO!!! (You might want to run as soon as you do that, or put god-mode on yourself
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