Random Quotes
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- Slade Doobiedog
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Random Quotes
Put any interesting/funny/whatever kind of quotes you've heard before here. (Or maybe a small scene if you're bored enough. )
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! Behold! The thermo-STAT! *camera zooms in on the thermostat*
assistant: That's been there.
Dr. Weird: Observe, as I. . . adjust the heat! Bwahahahaha! *cranks heat past 300*
assistant: *long pause; looks around* Is it on?
Dr. Weird: I dunno, you tell ME! Bwahahahaha! Oh, wait! *spontainious combustion*
--Dr. Weird and the lab assistant, on the thermostat
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! Behold! The thermo-STAT! *camera zooms in on the thermostat*
assistant: That's been there.
Dr. Weird: Observe, as I. . . adjust the heat! Bwahahahaha! *cranks heat past 300*
assistant: *long pause; looks around* Is it on?
Dr. Weird: I dunno, you tell ME! Bwahahahaha! Oh, wait! *spontainious combustion*
--Dr. Weird and the lab assistant, on the thermostat
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Here's one i just head to post. It's out of the movie The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers.
At the end of the battle for Helmsdeep, Legolas approaches Gimli who's sitting on an uruk (for the people who dont know (shame on you!) an Uruk is a kind of orc).
Legolas: "Final count..."
Legolas: "...42"
Gimli: "Forty-Two?"
Gimli: "That's not bad for a pointy eared Elvish princeling"
Gimli: "I myself am sitting pretty on 43"
Legolas shoots the uruk on which Gimli is sitting
Legolas: "Forty-Three"
Gimli: "He was allready dead"
Legolas: "He was twitching"
Gimli: "He was twitching..."
Gimli: "...because he's got my ax buried in his nervous system!"
Yes... Im bored!
At the end of the battle for Helmsdeep, Legolas approaches Gimli who's sitting on an uruk (for the people who dont know (shame on you!) an Uruk is a kind of orc).
Legolas: "Final count..."
Legolas: "...42"
Gimli: "Forty-Two?"
Gimli: "That's not bad for a pointy eared Elvish princeling"
Gimli: "I myself am sitting pretty on 43"
Legolas shoots the uruk on which Gimli is sitting
Legolas: "Forty-Three"
Gimli: "He was allready dead"
Legolas: "He was twitching"
Gimli: "He was twitching..."
Gimli: "...because he's got my ax buried in his nervous system!"
Yes... Im bored!
"Is the juice really worth the squeeze?" - From The girl next door
"When this is over, i'm going to rip out your tongue with a towtruck!" - some movie with silvester stalone (sp.?)
Washu "There is no way out, absolutly none, no way. Got it?"
Mihoshi " Nope, i don't get it at all"
Later in the scene...
Mihoshi *sobbing* "So what you're trying to tell me is there's no way out of here?"
Washu "Where were you when they handed out the brains?"
Mihoshi "But how could this be? you created this ship didn't you?"
Washu "mhmm... and that is why it is so perfect!"
- Tenchi muyo - OVA ep. 6
"it's a rat flail!" - Vg cats
... all i can think of atm...
"When this is over, i'm going to rip out your tongue with a towtruck!" - some movie with silvester stalone (sp.?)
Washu "There is no way out, absolutly none, no way. Got it?"
Mihoshi " Nope, i don't get it at all"
Later in the scene...
Mihoshi *sobbing* "So what you're trying to tell me is there's no way out of here?"
Washu "Where were you when they handed out the brains?"
Mihoshi "But how could this be? you created this ship didn't you?"
Washu "mhmm... and that is why it is so perfect!"
- Tenchi muyo - OVA ep. 6
"it's a rat flail!" - Vg cats
... all i can think of atm...
"Prepare your forces well, for evil is coming..."
"What do you mean my house is being torn down today!?"
"We gave you a notice..."
"Oh yeah, where?"
"In the development building."
"I go there every weekend, and I didn't see it."
"It was in the basement room."
"You mean that room in the back corner of the building? The one with a filing cabinet blocking the door? With boards on it? THAT ONE!?"
It was at that time that several big yellow somethings destroyed the planet of Earth.
-The Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy
(Not the exact quote)
"We gave you a notice..."
"Oh yeah, where?"
"In the development building."
"I go there every weekend, and I didn't see it."
"It was in the basement room."
"You mean that room in the back corner of the building? The one with a filing cabinet blocking the door? With boards on it? THAT ONE!?"
It was at that time that several big yellow somethings destroyed the planet of Earth.
-The Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy
(Not the exact quote)
"The universe is but a baby, and we have the duty to teach it" - Raymond E. Feist
(Note: the real quote may be slightly different, because I don't remember it exactly and I read his books in Dutch.)
"Beam me up, Scotty" - Most famous star-trek quote there is (but actually never said in Star Trek in this exact way as I've heard .)
(Note: the real quote may be slightly different, because I don't remember it exactly and I read his books in Dutch.)
"Beam me up, Scotty" - Most famous star-trek quote there is (but actually never said in Star Trek in this exact way as I've heard .)
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"You kids should get dressed fast, I have been alone in this cabin for thirty years." - Without a Paddle
"Ah, so I guess I should call you Ageless, Faceless, Gender Nuetral, characteristic, adventure person, Afgencap for short." - Dungeon Master in Zork: Grand Inquesitor
"Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, watch out! I'm Huge!"
"When evil is afoot, someone hold my rodent!"
"I need aid soon...lest boo become an...orphan."
"Watchout evil! I am armed to the teeth and packing a HAMSTER!"
-All from Minsc (Baldur's Gate)
"Ah, so I guess I should call you Ageless, Faceless, Gender Nuetral, characteristic, adventure person, Afgencap for short." - Dungeon Master in Zork: Grand Inquesitor
"Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, watch out! I'm Huge!"
"When evil is afoot, someone hold my rodent!"
"I need aid soon...lest boo become an...orphan."
"Watchout evil! I am armed to the teeth and packing a HAMSTER!"
-All from Minsc (Baldur's Gate)