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Defender_16
- Retired Grammar Nazi
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- Location: Brockville, ON
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Hybrid_Demon
- Citizen
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- Location: Flagstaff. Arizona
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Sir Isaac
- Citizen
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- Location: Somewhere... just take a right at nowhere to get there.
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"Typing like a cat having a seizure on a keyboard will get you kicked." - some rp, can't remember which one.
"I....am teh angst! Fear me!" - Eo, my last b-day
"Frimminy Shims!" - Luke, my (former) section leader in band
"God is just, but not good. If God is good, he is not God." - Mr. Nickles (Satan) in the play J.B.
"I'm not crazy!.... well, maybe I am, but that's not the point." - BAF
"Friendship is just blackmail disguised as Love." - Garison Keeler
"You should go up to him sometime and say, 'I'm really a dominatrix off the computer', and he'll probably freak out. ...Or do something else that's really wrong..." - Patty/Satan just today, on what I should say to Foxknight. (Sorry buddy)
"I....am teh angst! Fear me!" - Eo, my last b-day
"Frimminy Shims!" - Luke, my (former) section leader in band
"God is just, but not good. If God is good, he is not God." - Mr. Nickles (Satan) in the play J.B.
"I'm not crazy!.... well, maybe I am, but that's not the point." - BAF
"Friendship is just blackmail disguised as Love." - Garison Keeler
"You should go up to him sometime and say, 'I'm really a dominatrix off the computer', and he'll probably freak out. ...Or do something else that's really wrong..." - Patty/Satan just today, on what I should say to Foxknight. (Sorry buddy)
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Slade Doobiedog
- Master
- Posts: 275
- Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:16 pm
- Location: Wandering around Wausau, WI.
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Sam: Good news guys, corporate has increased the employee discount to 20%!
Rick: WOW COOL!
Andy: Wait... Isn't this just a ploy to get us to spend more of our paycheck within the company? That's money we should be using to pay off our student loans.
Sam: *holding up a huge-@$$ Star Wars Episode III poster* Maybe, but do your student loan payments get you a massive limited edition Darth Vader poster (with game purchase)?
*awkward pause*
Andy: There's a special place in hell reserved for people like you. *Andy & Rick hold out money* Can I have two posters?
-- Sam, Rick, and Andy, on paycheck spending
D+Pad, "Greed Is The Path To The Dark Side" www.dpad.ca
Rick: WOW COOL!
Andy: Wait... Isn't this just a ploy to get us to spend more of our paycheck within the company? That's money we should be using to pay off our student loans.
Sam: *holding up a huge-@$$ Star Wars Episode III poster* Maybe, but do your student loan payments get you a massive limited edition Darth Vader poster (with game purchase)?
*awkward pause*
Andy: There's a special place in hell reserved for people like you. *Andy & Rick hold out money* Can I have two posters?
-- Sam, Rick, and Andy, on paycheck spending
D+Pad, "Greed Is The Path To The Dark Side" www.dpad.ca
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Michelle Zen
- Merchant
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Flanker Ace
- New Citizen
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Slade Doobiedog
- Master
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- Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:16 pm
- Location: Wandering around Wausau, WI.
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Slade Doobiedog
- Master
- Posts: 275
- Joined: Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:16 pm
- Location: Wandering around Wausau, WI.
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Ray: Everything was going fine until dickless here turned off our power grid. *guestures towards environmentalist agent*
mayor: *angrily at the environmentalist agent* Is this true?!
Peter: *adding his two cents* Yes sir, this man has no dick.
-- Peter, Ray, and the mayor
Ghostbusters
EDIT: Heh, I just remembered it was the environmentalist nut, not a health inspector.
mayor: *angrily at the environmentalist agent* Is this true?!
Peter: *adding his two cents* Yes sir, this man has no dick.
-- Peter, Ray, and the mayor
Ghostbusters
EDIT: Heh, I just remembered it was the environmentalist nut, not a health inspector.
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Flanker Ace
- New Citizen
- Posts: 47
- Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:05 am
- Location: KJFK/KGA
"PAPERCUT!!!" from [url]here:http://homepages.nyu.edu/~pd715/Institu ... itute.html[/url]
I'm in it in the second comic!!
I'm in it in the second comic!!
I'm here and there...
"WHY JEBUS, WHY?!"
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Some may question my right to destroy ten billion people, those who understand, realize I have no right to let them live.
Some may question my right to destroy ten billion people, those who understand, realize I have no right to let them live.
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