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#3181 Post by Harb »

Verilidaine wrote:
j004y wrote:"la réglisse kitesurf la pomper dans regularly intervalles relativement grandes quantités de bouillon de subtils non nettoyage chimique."
~ rube la fraque
>.<
So, so very painful to read.
i know. :twisted:

demain de la pomme raisins vers dort gen midi calme dans la neuvième législature. du commandement de l'arrière, il est reconfiguré à votre chienne à kleist.
~ rube la fraque
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#3182 Post by The Jasenator »

Quantum Physics, made realativly easy.

Pants... WHY IS EVERYTHING PANTS!? - Some guy.

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#3183 Post by Pteroid »

Vegeterian Lady: Hey a cow died so you can eat that hamburger.

Dan: You wanna how he died? He starved to death because you ate all his food. He was dead when we got there....real skinny too.

-Dan Bradely, XD
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#3184 Post by OmegaEffect »

[19:07] Friend: oh cool. The main character is giving a huge pre-battle speech to pump up the soldiers
[19:07] Me: sounds kinda like braveheart.......
[19:07] Me: lol
[19:07] Friend: also to the background of dramatic music
[19:07]Friend: yeah... except... he is wearing a blue shirt. not a blue face
[19:07]Friend: lol
[19:07] Me : ah
[19:08] Me: rofl
[19:08]Friend: My God... I just made fun of Brave Heart....
[19:08] Me: lol
[19:08] Friend: God forgive me!!!!
[19:08] God(me after name change): no
[19:09] Me: rofl
[19:09]Friend: how the crap do you change names so friggin quickly
[19:09] Me: practice
[19:09] Me: I still can't stop laughing
[19:09] Friend: laughing about what?
[19:10] Me: [19:08] Friend: God forgive me!!!!
[19:08] God: no

[19:10] Friend: *giggles
[19:10] Me: so quoted!
"Should I sign and blindly dance along the piper's tune,
or should I rather trust my inner voice to guide me?"
"Humanitas Cecedi"

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#3185 Post by Scorpio803 »

Bob: The French say that if your too serious, you become a mushroom!
Bryson: *laughing hysterically*
Me: does that mean i'm a mushroom bob?
Bob: yeah, just look at your hair
Me: *laughing my guts out during the recovery part of the run*

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#3186 Post by Drisk Kayne »

This is after the person who sits next to me in Video Game Design made a program in notepad that has the computerized Word voice rickroll whoever clicks the notepad file:

"You have just given a new meaning to the term "free time". Now give me a copy of that."

-Me
"Free will is an illusion, and everyone is going to do what they are going to do. This is because before they do it, they're going to have done it, and afterwards they've already done it."

"So it goes."

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#3187 Post by j.hieb »

"I ate his liver with a side of fava beans, and a glass of champane... fsfsfsfsfs." ~ Hanibal Lecter

Now that was a creepy movie.
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, but I'm a horrible cook and I just KNOW that I'd burn it.

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#3188 Post by The Jasenator »

its hard to host a party when your best friend's ghost shows up just while you are making a toast - Macbeth hip hop rap video thing.

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#3189 Post by SpikeRulesHell »

FerrusFerret wrote:Crushing dreams, just another free service I offer, along with sarcasm, and ripping off T-shirt quotes...
That was pretty win, dude. |D

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#3190 Post by Harb »

SpikeRulesHell wrote:
FerrusFerret wrote:Crushing dreams, just another free service I offer, along with sarcasm, and ripping off T-shirt quotes...
That was pretty win, dude. |D
i concur. :wink:
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#3191 Post by Zylar »

"Years of painstaking research performed at WCP laboratories has determined conclusively that, contrary to popular belief, the show doesn't actually have to go on."
Holy_458 wrote:I wouldn't trust Zy with anything sharper than a crayon

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#3192 Post by j.hieb »

During a special class to learn about identity theft. The guest speakers said something along the lines of, "Don't give out important personal information. Not even to close friends, because they can make mistakes and once your info. is on the web it can be used for identity theft." And then I said, "HA HA! Joke's on you, I have no friends!"
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, but I'm a horrible cook and I just KNOW that I'd burn it.

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#3193 Post by Keldoth Wolfram Dekel »

Guy: I have a friend who knows pi to the 50th digit.
Another guy: What's the point of that?
Me: That's what happens when you've got way too much free time on your hands and you've yet to discover masturbation.
Heck, now I've simplified it all. Here's my deviant art, you can find all my writings here ^^
http://keldoth.deviantart.com/

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#3194 Post by FoobyKamikaze »

Fooby says:
*Hopefully I'm not e-contagious.
*XD
aj says:
*haven't heard of anything like that before. :P
and, yeah, hopefully not. =)
Fooby says:
*'cause last time Kelly and Kilroy got sick, I got a minor cold.
*And Kelly was just now sick again...
*Which he may have passed on to me. XD
aj says:
*O.O
well... my laptop has a firewall, so maybe that'll help a bit.

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#3195 Post by Saki »

"A boy has the right to dream there are endless possiblies stretched out before him"
What awaits him down the path he will then have to choose, children leave their homes in search of this quest.
As they search they are always asking questions, whats out there, whats waiting for me.
Believe in yourself and create your own destiney, don't fear failure."

Toonami promo, Inspiration dream/Outlaw star~
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