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Mysterious Old Guy
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#1981 Post by Mysterious Old Guy »

Goons-Don't move or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns.

Kaiba-I'm too rich to die, (Jumps ou the window)

Goons- There's no way he could have survived that fall,

Kaiba- Actually I seem to be okay,

Goons- Nope, he's definitely dead,

Kaiba- You guys are idiots,

Goons- Atl least were not dead, like you,

Kaiba- You better not be stealing my deck up there,

Goons- (Steal deck) He won't be needing these, now that he is deceased.
"What's wrong? You've only lost two Pokémon. . . Come at me! Send out your legendaries! Bring in Shuckle! Use your hyper potions! The night is still young... Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! The fun's yet to come! Hurry! Hurry!"
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#1982 Post by Kilroywuzheere »

Me: "DINO MUMMY! RUN!"

To be used sometime in the near future.
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#1983 Post by kevin0000 »

My Friend:I'M A PIRATE
Me:I'M A NINJA =D
My friend:You sucks
Me:Your mommy don't think that =D

LOLZ i OWNED
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#1984 Post by Arachnion As Captain Jack »

I could waste time by trying to write it out, but pretty much everything from Another Gaming Comic.

So, Dan, what's your day job?
Firefighter. It's the only dream my brother couldn't beat out of me.

This is "Nuclear" Dan, who earned that name. He kills everything with fire....even a guy with the powers of a god of fire. And it works.
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"THE PERCENTAGE MEANS NOTHING! WITH A COURAGEOUS HEART, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! FINAL FUSION APPROVED!"-GaoGaiGar.

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#1985 Post by A.J./Kho »

Kilroywuzheere wrote:Me: "DINO MUMMY! RUN!"

To be used sometime in the near future.
I was watching adocumentary on Dino mummies when i read this. x_X
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#1986 Post by Arachnion As Captain Jack »

"Love is a very powerful force. Even more so when it's focused into a coherent beam of destruction."
—Black Mage, on the power of love.
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"But the percentage is almost zero!"
"THE PERCENTAGE MEANS NOTHING! WITH A COURAGEOUS HEART, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! FINAL FUSION APPROVED!"-GaoGaiGar.

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#1987 Post by Sithil »

"If things gets any worse, I'll have to go down there and take care of it msyelf."
"Not a f@cking chance that you're going down to the mortal plane again!"
"Ahhhh, come on! I didn't screw up too bad last time."
"Last time, you took the form of a Rabbi and laughed at Hitler's paintings! You f@cked up pretty badly!"
All my life I've seen a world that hates evil more than it loves good ~Johann von Staupitz(Luther, 2003)

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#1988 Post by Arachnion As Captain Jack »

Domon:"Kay, let's finish this guy off."
Rain:"right."
Both:"THESE HANDS OF OURS ARE BURNING RED!!"
Domon:"THIER LOUD CRY TELLS US"
Rain:"TO GRASP HAPPINESS!"
Both:"ERUPTING BURNING FINGER! SEKIHA LOVE LOVE TENKYOKEN!!"
-the official couple from G Gundam demonstrating the power of love.
Iwaku
"But the percentage is almost zero!"
"THE PERCENTAGE MEANS NOTHING! WITH A COURAGEOUS HEART, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! FINAL FUSION APPROVED!"-GaoGaiGar.

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#1989 Post by Keaoden, The hidden »

"HADOKEN"
*Thermonuclear Explosion*
-Black Mage demonstrating the power of love
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#1990 Post by Talaisan »

Pshhh... you forgot the best Blackmage moment of all time.

'FIGHTERDOKEN!'
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#1991 Post by FoobyKamikaze »

Narane wrote: wow, I almost swallowed my USB drive

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#1992 Post by Narane »

FoobyKamikaze wrote:
Narane wrote: wow, I almost swallowed my USB drive
D:

Heyyy. :|

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#1993 Post by FoobyKamikaze »

Well you just quoted me so I can't exactly erase it, now can I? ^_^;;

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#1994 Post by enzia35 »

Love is grand. Divorce is 50 grand.

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#1995 Post by FastChapter »

enzia35 wrote:Love is grand. Divorce is 50 grand.
80 grand if you're talking about my sister's ex.

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