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Re: Random quotes V.2.0

#7501 Post by Bellhead »

WZLX wrote:We've got spinouts on 93, 95, 495 and 24, and traffic is crawling wherever you go. This storm's going to continue through the night, with a wintery mix until around 3 am.

Now I've got a choice: I can spend the night here at the studio and sleep on the couch over there, or I can brave the conditions and try to drive home tonight. I'll see you all out on the roads, stay safe, everyone.
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#7502 Post by tony1695 »

Inbreeding only makes them stronger
The context is Pokémon
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#7503 Post by Bellhead »

Boss: Do you want to go to the hospital?

me: *bleeding profusely from face* No. I have work to do.

Boss: Do you want to go to the hospital?

me: No. I have work to do.

*squint staring intensifies*
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#7504 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Bellhead wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:59 pm
Boss: Do you want to go to the hospital?

me: *bleeding profusely from face* No. I have work to do.

Boss: Do you want to go to the hospital?

me: No. I have work to do.

*squint staring intensifies*
Your workshop sounds like a fun place...
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#7505 Post by Bellhead »

Nah, I'm just a nutjob.

Quoteth many a service advisor,
Dat boy ain't right.
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#7506 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Bellhead wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:07 am Nah, I'm just a nutjob.

Quoteth many a service advisor,
Dat boy ain't right.
Let me correct then: You sound like a fun person!
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#7507 Post by tony1695 »

"small in American means the size of a small child"
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#7508 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

"Im not against if someone are trans"
Hey mom!
"Its just a phase"
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0

#7509 Post by Bellhead »

It's not that I look at you with "that face"! You make me sound all angry and stuff!

I just have resting tired-of-your-[censored] face.
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#7510 Post by tony1695 »

"If Pokemon were real, no trainer would still be a virgin by the time they were 13."
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#7511 Post by Chicken Man »

Aaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooowaaaaaaauh.
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#7512 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Unix greybeard wrote:My socks have a wider range of emotion than the typical zoomer.
I have begun talking smack about the younger generation I am officially old now ...
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#7513 Post by Bellhead »

Get off the internet! I'm trying to use the phone!
You don't know what old is. :P
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#7514 Post by tony1695 »

"Look out, it's Major Malevolence! Er, uhh, General Grievous!"
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#7515 Post by Bellhead »

The opening scene of That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime wrote:Just promise me... you'll live a happy life together.. And please.. wipe my hard drive...
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