Indeed, I live in a small town at the east edge of the Portland metro areaSalemcripple wrote: ↑Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:33 amOregon you say??!?midnightblink wrote: ↑Sun Apr 16, 2017 5:49 amme wrote:You know what they say about Oregon weather, April showers bring May downpours
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No one should ask you for the Name of the one, who tells the story
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I'm from east of Salem, up in the Cascadesmidnightblink wrote: ↑Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:48 amIndeed, I live in a small town at the east edge of the Portland metro areaSalemcripple wrote: ↑Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:33 amOregon you say??!?midnightblink wrote: ↑Sun Apr 16, 2017 5:49 amme wrote:You know what they say about Oregon weather, April showers bring May downpours
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TinyVoices wrote:Sex appeal of a physics bookDarkTheImmortal wrote:I have the sex appeal of a math book.
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"This PTA Meeting needs more strippers"
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I hope the authorities never see that particular message, even with context it's worrying
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How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
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Hayate wrote:Whenever someone says "emulator" i think of some kind of emu-simulator where you roleplay as a grumpy bird
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In the Picarto chat after everyone else left:
unsteddy wrote:I'd say you're a 7.5
dadrobit wrote:So a solid C then? Well, C's get degrees,
so I can live with that!
unsteddy wrote: Mediocre in the streets, mediocre in the sheets.
dadrobit wrote:"Hey baby, I'm real good I swear, but mistakes will probably be made, and a red pen may be involved..."
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I, while being PC, wrote:Don't say 'please'. It is offensive to my fragile emotional state.
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At a recent party:
The best form of contraception is your head
Who even looks at signatures anyways?
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o_O
That's not creepy at all...
o_O
That's not creepy at all...
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flouride in the water is turning the frogs gay
Gentlementlemen
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
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I bet that if he finds them, he realize that they're quite radishing.
I bet that if he finds them, he realize that they're quite radishing.
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Butterscotch wrote:Really sexy cardboard
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Good lord I could not have read this at a more opportune time. Currently sitting in on a panel where there's a fat man wearing only heart speckled boxers holding a square of cardboard with a dagger drawn on with sharpie.