Random quotes V.2.0

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Re: Random quotes V.2.0

#7411 Post by TinyVoices »

Rookie wrote:How about no?
Cyon wrote:Please no
TinyVoices wrote:too late

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#7412 Post by Cyon »

TinyVoices wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:20 pm
Rookie wrote:How about no?
Cyon wrote:Please no
TinyVoices wrote:too late
Oh you...
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Multitasking is just a way to be less efficient at two different things simultaneously

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#7413 Post by Kellard »

(Talking about the size of an image)
TinyVoices wrote: so smol
Hayate wrote:its sticker sized

why are guys always worried about how big stuff is?
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#7414 Post by Cyon »

At the end of a gaming session:
Butterscotch wrote:I've been in front of my screen all day, Imma go watch TV
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#7415 Post by Dadrobit »

Out of context conversation between myself and my sister. Spoiler'd for NSFW content.
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Dadrobit: I mean, my life is basically a porno anyways.
Sister: A porno without any sex maybe.
Dadrobit: Yeah, I pretty much go through life from one awkward and or ridiculous plot set-up to the next with little to no payoff...
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#7416 Post by TinyVoices »

The Rookie wrote:Believe it of not, your body doesnt respond well to dying

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#7417 Post by Schrodinger »

Schrodinger wrote:Mother nature hasn't claimed me yet!
What was it the spider said to the fly...

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#7418 Post by Kellard »

In a chat:
I wrote:What if I'm schizophrenic and y'all are just characters I created 🤔
TinyVoices wrote:You have [censored] creativity
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#7419 Post by tony1695 »

Me:In all seriousness, though, how long would it take you to go from "holy crap I'm a woman" to playing with yourself?
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#7420 Post by Kellard »

ReBob wrote:If being lazy was a sport in the Olympics I wouldn't even compete.
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#7421 Post by Warrl »

Kellard wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:29 pm
ReBob wrote:If being lazy was a sport in the Olympics I wouldn't even compete.
Tonight's meeting of Procrastinators Anonymous has been postponed.

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#7422 Post by NuclearBird »

Warrl wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:56 pm
Kellard wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:29 pm
ReBob wrote:If being lazy was a sport in the Olympics I wouldn't even compete.
Tonight's meeting of Procrastinators Anonymous has been postponed.
If early day, or late at night,
It's not my problem, I'll be alright.
No cause you name is worth the fight
But if I'm bored, then yeah, I might.
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If the universe is infinite, does that mean that there is a version of me out there who's thinking the exact same thing?

While we're on the topic of alternate universes, is there one where I'm a lawyer? If yes, then I may be more evil than I thought.

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#7423 Post by Cyon »

https://youtu.be/iV41khJKhBs?t=7m58s
"I just want to let you all know: even in a totalitarian dictatorship where people are stripped of their freedoms and are forced to submit under penalty of death, FURRIES STILL EXIST"
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#7424 Post by Dadrobit »

Brother: You know what I like about shopping online? I can buy my underwear without having to stand around in the underwear aisle.

Dadrobit: Awww, that's my favorite part of shopping, standing around in the underwear aisle.

Brother: Sorry, I just don't like staring at men's crotches for extended periods of time.

Mother: I do!

Kids: Oh Good mom!
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#7425 Post by Cyon »

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

Philosophy classes are interesting, something I learnt this year.
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