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#7516 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Some Low elo legend wrote: it is a known historical fact that rome fell when they forgot how to spell "photon man"


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#7517 Post by Bellhead »

I wrote:I am a spirit animal. You're just an [censored]. There's a difference.
For context. The guy I was talking to saw a woman on the highway applying eyeliner while driving, and backfired his car right next to her, causing her to jump then glare at him while he laughed.

I drive my '68 CJ with no doors or windows and half a roof, barefoot, with my clutching foot hanging out the door whenever possible, and I waved a peace sign at another jeep while driving, and we shared a smug look of understanding.
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#7518 Post by Bellhead »

Sorry for the double post, but this just has to be here.
Our Ms Davis wrote:Well, Walter, it is a fairly grotesque little number. But it isn't the gift itself that matters, rather the spirit with which you foist it on someone.
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#7519 Post by Neutral Smith »

When I'm bored I write result of that can be found in the story board, and sometimes I write down random quotes that come up.
A wise man wonders about everything
A brave man likes to take chances
A fool just lets things happen.
I have no clue about the context where I wanted to use that, but I think it's too good to let it be forgotten.

The original turned out to be "The fool wonders, the wise man asks", but in my opinion you also ask questions when you wonder about something.
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#7520 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Same "energy" as kids says these days, to:
Bertrand Russell wrote: The problem with the worls is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts.
One of my favorite non-ironic quotes
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#7521 Post by Bellhead »

Local weather report wrote:Tornado warning at current location. Severe thunderstorm warning 10 miles from current location.
To which,
I wrote:AND we have a hurricane coming through this weekend. At some point, Mother Nature is going to realize that this is NEW ENGLAND. Nobody gives a crap about how bad the weather is, WE'RE ALL STILL GOING TO WORK IN THE MORNING!
Seriously. Foot of snow? Half hour delay. Tornado? Better bring in the lawn chairs. Hurricane?! Oof. Better close the windows, or rain might get in.
Last time a hurricane came through here, we didn't even get a "state of emergency". And they're not even supposed to GET this far north.
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#7522 Post by Bellhead »

I feel like one month is enough for it not to be a double post here, correct me if I'm wrong.
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Spoiler! Not sure if the swear filter will catch this. Hayate?
Mr. Right, main characters discussing their clothes wrote:~Oh, I thought this was just a terrible, terrible accident.
-No, this was a conscious decision, I'm completely [censored]' bananas.
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Just watched that movie again for the first time in a while, and that delivery still gets me every time. He just says it so nonchalantly, too.
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#7523 Post by Bellhead »

I feel that this needed to be here.
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Stream chat wrote:No! Only ROMANTIC boss music allowed!
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... why am I the only one posting in this thread?
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#7524 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Because a lack of quotable quotes on my end
Announcer wrote:Man kind knew they could not change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves they blamed the beast. But they found beauty on the eyes of the beast and could not lie themselves about it.
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#7525 Post by Bellhead »

~My hero! Uhh.. my Enemy. My.. very.. hated.. enemy.
-Right back atcha, baby.
~You know, Dodgers, I've been looking for a personal.. arch enemy, myself. Perhaps we could discuss this over dinner?

And shortly after,
-Come along my dear, we have important enemy matters to discuss.

Sometimes, I question things. Other times, I just laugh hysterically, because that was AWESOME.

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There's a lot about me you don't-- Laser whats outta my where?
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#7526 Post by Bellhead »

First quote of the new year.
My cousin wrote:I will rip down this patriarchy one leg hair at a time!
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#7527 Post by Bellhead »

Four months should put this out of necro territory...
Regarding a coworker's failure to word gud, I wrote:Yes, indeed. The warning lights in this car, caused by driving over butts, was diagnosed by yours truly: The Infamous Doctor Eggplant.
I kid you not.

Minor context, I shaved by beard but left my mustache (just for kicks), and people tell me I look like the live action Eggman.
Said coworker wrote:Words are hard, okay?!
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#7528 Post by Kellard »

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I wrote:The only food I want a dick vein on are snickers
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#7529 Post by TinyVoices »

Kellard can't help you he doesn't do triaxially loaded cheese sticks
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#7530 Post by Bellhead »

GrayStillPlays wrote:Why is there a giant albino corndog growing out of this wall?
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