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#7456 Post by Bellhead »

Cordelia Chase wrote:Yes, but you two were just soulless, bloodsucking demons. They're LAWYERS.
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#7457 Post by Neutral Smith »

I am not here to lead, I am here for those who fall behind.
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#7458 Post by Kellard »

DarkTheImmortal wrote:a long time ago I had a dream I was being chased by Zeus for some reason.

actually knowing Greek Mythology I think I have a good guess now.
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#7459 Post by Bellhead »

I wrote:If you are in a position where I would knee you in the head, you're in the wrong place.
Stated in dead seriousness while at work. After somebody got kneed in the head.
I also wrote:My stupidity level is very finite, in the manner of speaking that I know exactly what it is.
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#7460 Post by Technic[Bot] »

The fastest way to a girls heart: Is to rip it out of her chest!
Not the best romantic advice...
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#7461 Post by Warrl »

Technic[Bot] wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 12:49 am
The fastest way to a girls heart: Is to rip it out of her chest!
Not the best romantic advice...
Some years ago I saw a test of this, using artificial cadavers made for medical purposes, in an experiment to find out if the tales of how many people the Aztecs could sacrifice in a day were plausible. The experiment found that the fastest way to rip out a person's heart is to go in just below the ribs and then up.

(Oh, and by the way, yes the tales of the Aztecs were said to be plausible.)

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#7462 Post by Bellhead »

I wrote:On today's episode of Stupid [censored] at Work, I'm removing a T30 Torx bolt using a pipe wrench older than my parents! Watch it work flawlessly!
Actual quote. Really happened. Some of these bolts really weren't designed to EVER be removed.
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Bellhead wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:37 pm
I wrote:On today's episode of Stupid [censored] at Work, I'm removing a T30 Torx bolt using a pipe wrench older than my parents! Watch it work flawlessly!
Actual quote. Really happened. Some of these bolts really weren't designed to EVER be removed.
(With acetylene torches in hand)
Can’t be tight if it’s a liquid...
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#7464 Post by Bellhead »

Hayate wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:08 pm
Bellhead wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:37 pm
I wrote:On today's episode of Stupid [censored] at Work, I'm removing a T30 Torx bolt using a pipe wrench older than my parents! Watch it work flawlessly!
Actual quote. Really happened. Some of these bolts really weren't designed to EVER be removed.
(With acetylene torches in hand)
Can’t be tight if it’s a liquid...
No, but I've learned the hard way that, with enough heat, you CAN set low-grade steel on fire... And this was on the pivot mount bolt for the driver's seat... with all the upholstery still on it... :roll: .. I was having a rough day.
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#7465 Post by Hayate »

Bellhead wrote: Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:57 am
Hayate wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:08 pm
Bellhead wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:37 pm
I wrote:On today's episode of Stupid [censored] at Work, I'm removing a T30 Torx bolt using a pipe wrench older than my parents! Watch it work flawlessly!
Actual quote. Really happened. Some of these bolts really weren't designed to EVER be removed.
(With acetylene torches in hand)
Can’t be tight if it’s a liquid...
No, but I've learned the hard way that, with enough heat, you CAN set low-grade steel on fire... And this was on the pivot mount bolt for the driver's seat... with all the upholstery still on it... :roll: .. I was having a rough day.
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#7466 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Sancho Panza wrote: "And now give me something to eat, or else take your government; for a trade that does not feed its master is not worth two beans."
Despite being basically illiterate, Mr Panza offered a lot of wealth in his words
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#7467 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

Sometimes there's only nowhere else to be.
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#7468 Post by Bellhead »

The Slo Mo Guys wrote:.. so we can hopefully see that happen super duper extremo bonanza fahst.

Any more adjectives, or..?

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#7469 Post by Bellhead »

I... think I've been watching too much anime...
My boobs are killing me because you used them to balance an AK-47!
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#7470 Post by tony1695 »

the phrase "bara crocodile" brings me waves of terror and dread
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