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Random quotes V.2.0

#1 Post by avengedplatypus »

I dont have any to start, but you know how it works.

POST SOME QUOTES!

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#2 Post by OmegaEffect »

As i just watched "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," here ya go:


"I've been talking to the ship's computer..."
"And?"
"It hates me"
"Should I sign and blindly dance along the piper's tune,
or should I rather trust my inner voice to guide me?"
"Humanitas Cecedi"

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#3 Post by Zumbo Prime »

I AM A BANANA
*Under Construction*

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#4 Post by O'reely »

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all" - God from Futurama

(what happened to the other one?)

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#5 Post by A.J./Kho »

"Jeez man, you can be more inconsistent than a cynical grandmother who hasn't taken her medication!"

-N/A
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#6 Post by Likan »

"You don't need to rely on anyone when you never miss."

--TF2 Sniper

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#7 Post by Lithas »

"Saturday morning my doorbell rings and, like many Americans, I answer it. I open the door and there's this guy in a banana suit holding a flute! 'Why me?" I say to myself. "Why do they always pick me?" THen the guy hands me his card. 'A1 Banana Control.'

"You've got a banana problem, and I'm the answer.' This guy says to me.

I'm thinking Hey pal, your the problem, and I'm the answer. When suddenly a real live banana falls out of the light fixture and lands on it's feet. Four little feet, and high-tails it right out of the front door!

"They sense my presence" He says.

Then he goes around the living room piping bananas literally out of every corner, tra-la-las it up the stairs and the next thing I know, the banana man is being escorted down the stairs on the backs of Hundreds of bananas.

As they stampede past he flips me the bill and says, "REmember, A1, We ARE bananas!"


Imagine that. You just did. You /saw/ it on the radio. If you are an advertiser, this station and the Radio Advertising Bureao have news for you! Jsut call us up and say "I say it, on the Radio!"




(No, I don't have anything better to do with my time than memorize radio station advertisments
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#8 Post by SpikeRulesHell »

"Hey, baby... There ain't no easy way out."

-Tom Petty, "I Won't Back Down"

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#9 Post by Aeolus1212 »

"...The young warrior minced no words. 'You have work?' he grunted. 'Work requiring my... special skills?'

Sir Grosny shifted in his seat and broke into the conversation. 'And just what skills are those?' he all but spat. 'I've heard the stories, but I want to hear about it from you own lips, Sir.' The formal title was sneered derisively.

Sir Fargo pulled a heavy oaken chair across the floor, then lowered himself into it, his gaze never leaving the old man. Men in his line of work were used to derision and misunderstanding, and his heart had hardened to such questions long ago. Sir Fargo took a deep breath and spoke.

'I punch animals,' the young knight said. 'I punch them. I punch them in the face. That's what I do.' He leaned back, the wood creaking. 'I'm an animal puncher.'... "

-Oblivious, PlanetFargo

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#10 Post by coal »

"The baby looks just like ..." :?

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sorry if thats old. :grin:

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#11 Post by No Clemency »

"My long telescope will guide you to the heavenly skies." :P
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#12 Post by Insomniac »

"Too many people died here, Fist. You don't get to walk away from that."
Shephard, from Mass Effect, if you choose the option to shoot Fist after storming Chora's Den.
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#13 Post by epicallyfailed »

These quotes are from the movie Schindler's List, which I recently watched. If you're not familiar with it, I highly recommend you look it up. It is a very good, if not terribly disturbing, movie about The Holocaust and a German man who rescues many Jews from a concentration camp.

Itzhak Stern: By law I have to tell you, sir, I'm a Jew.
Oskar Schindler: Well, I'm a German, so there we are.



Reiter: I'm a graduate of Civil Engineering from the University of Milan.
Amon Goeth: Ah, an educated Jew... like Karl Marx himself. Unterscharfuehrer!
Hujar: Jawohl?
Amon Goeth: Shoot her.
Reiter: Herr Kommandant! I'm only trying to do my job!
Amon Goeth: Ja, I'm doing mine



Oskar Schindler: Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't.
Amon Goeth: You think that's power?
Oskar Schindler: That's what the Emperor said. A man steals something, he's brought in before the Emperor, he throws himself down on the ground. He begs for his life, he knows he's going to die. And the Emperor... pardons him. This worthless man, he lets him go.
Amon Goeth: I think you are drunk.
Oskar Schindler: That's power, Amon. That is power.

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#14 Post by Blood Wolf »

Oskar Schindler... one of the greatest people among the scum of Earth.

"Even a hunter cannot kill a bird which flies to him for refuge."

- Chiune Sugihara

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#15 Post by Saki »

Today a car flipped over and caught fire, but unfortunatly I mean fortunatly no one died.

Radio report yesterday
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