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#7531 Post by tony1695 »

Oh, do not look at me so. A smile better suits a hero.
If you know, you know. And it pierces into your very soul.
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How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
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#7532 Post by Bellhead »

GSP wrote:I'm like a graceful swan. A graceful swan with a PHOBIA OF GIANT BALLS!
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#7533 Post by willy212541452 »

“You can’t compete with a woman a man can’t leave alone”
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#7534 Post by Bellhead »

Don't know why this randomly came back to me today, but...
College roommate, with the dumbest squinty-eyed smile wrote: Duuuude... Wanna make sammiches?
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I roomed with him for a semester. Great guy, very considerate. He smoked weed, but in a way so as to not fill the room with it. At the time, my snacks between meal times were Ritz crackers, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff made into tiny sandwiches. Just because. I showed them to him one day, and he was in utter awe at how good they were.

So, once in a while, I'd be sitting at my computer gaming, or on here, and he'd put on that dumb smile with those squinty eyes, say that, and for the next 20 minutes we'd sit on the bed and make Ritz fluffernutters. It's honestly my fondest memory of college, all told.
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#7535 Post by tony1695 »

Mister Rizzlectric, send this gyatt to the skibidi dimension and have him Ohio'd
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#7536 Post by Kellard »

DarkTheImmortal wrote: I'm going to get so many Gregs killed
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#7537 Post by TinyVoices »

Kellard: "The 7up is coming out as mostly just foam"
Tiny: "It's dish soap"
Kellard: "I [censored] love 7up. I [censored] love dish soap."
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#7538 Post by Vixendragon2005 »

"Please tell me that's your tail between my Legs!" ~ :natani2:


"There's always a bigger fish" ~ Qui-Gon-Gin Star wars:The Phatom menace


"It ain't over till the Fatlas Sings"~Me parody of (Fat lady sings)
When people are lost they turn to the man who acts like he knows the way out, when the truth is he knows less than them. ~ John McMillan Original War

"I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes" ~William Shatter, Airplane II
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