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#7471 Post by Warrl »

"that cat could teach bread a few things about loafing."

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#7472 Post by Bellhead »

I wrote:I woke up and cleaned, but got distracted by motorcycle work. Then the band arrived, so we stopped for dinner.
Actually happened. In that order.
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#7473 Post by AnApocalypticLime »

"You can punch grass?!?!"
Wow these things are way harder to come up with than you'd think. Or is that just me?

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#7474 Post by TheMasterOfOats »

“Aww, come on guys! It’s so simple, maybe you need a refresher course! (In great pain) Heyyya!”
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#7475 Post by Bellhead »

History be like...
1975 wrote:With the rate of technological advancement, we'll all have flying cars and wrist-mounted video phones by 2000.
2020 wrote:~Use proper grammar or I will yeet you straight to the principal's office!

-Yesn't, professor.
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#7476 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Hmm once again I am grammatically challenged.
What is a yeet or a yesnt for that matters...
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#7477 Post by Bellhead »

They're memes.

"Yeet" basically means to launch, or throw, or "SEND IT!", as it were. Typically said while throwing or launching something. Think of getting mad at a soda can, and throwing it as hard as you can off into the distance. You'd say "YEET!" while throwing.

Yesn't is a combination of "yes" and "not", like "can't" is "can" and "not", or "wasn't", "isn't". etc. And no, I have NO idea why that's a thing. Yeet started as a sound effect, but "yesn't" just makes no sense to me at all.
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#7478 Post by Kellard »

TinyVoices wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:20 pm Ferret in a tube sees squeaky donut toy and joyously rolls within the tube
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#7479 Post by TinyVoices »

Kellard wrote: Mon Jul 27, 2020 5:26 pm
TinyVoices wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:20 pm Ferret in a tube sees squeaky donut toy and joyously rolls within the tube
Kellard wrote:No I don't wanna be a barrel

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#7480 Post by Bellhead »

Red M&M wrote:He DOES EXIST!
Santa wrote:They DO exist...
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#7481 Post by Bellhead »

I wrote:"Excuse me sir,
are you feeling okay?
Well [censored] you too,
and have a nice day."
Markiplier wrote:That's a good poem right there.
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#7482 Post by TheMasterOfOats »

“Well, she is my best friend,
And I really do hate her...”
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#7483 Post by TinyVoices »

I just really want to eat some trash

I [censored] love trash

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#7484 Post by Bellhead »

Bonus points if you recognize this one:
I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future, but only way off to the side.
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#7485 Post by Technic[Bot] »

The children of my daughters are my grandchildren. The children of my sons... I am not so sure
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