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Random quotes V.2.0
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A conversation between myself and my young nephew at a family get-together tonight.
N: Hey Uncle Dadrobit, whatcha playin' on your phone?
D: Well, bud, it's not really a game, and I'm mostly just swiping left.
N: Why?
D: Because I don't like them.
N: Why don't you like them?
D: Because I'm what's called, "shallow."
N: Shallow... Does that mean you're single?
D: ...
D: Yes, bud, yes it does...
Everyone: *Uproarious laughter*
Kids man, kids...
N: Hey Uncle Dadrobit, whatcha playin' on your phone?
D: Well, bud, it's not really a game, and I'm mostly just swiping left.
N: Why?
D: Because I don't like them.
N: Why don't you like them?
D: Because I'm what's called, "shallow."
N: Shallow... Does that mean you're single?
D: ...
D: Yes, bud, yes it does...
Everyone: *Uproarious laughter*
Kids man, kids...
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While playing CAH, the evening got summed up as:
Hitler and sex. What could possibly go wrong?
I'm gaining abs due to how much I'm laughing right now
Who even looks at signatures anyways?
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Online discussion somewhere else (Dutch forum)
Quit using that Russian propaganda site RT.com! Here is a different source:
[CNN.com]
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.
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anonfox123 wrote:Eg, me vs widowmaker
Boost up to platform she's on
Widow panics, sprays full auto mode
Nope all the bullets in her mag with defense matrix
Shred that blueberry tart with fusion cannons as she tries to runs around and reload
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Thoughts to myself while at work.Welcome to build a box workshop. Here's some cardboard and a post-it note to name your box with.
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Me writing something while having a writers block and unable to do metaphors.You don’t know what he can do. He doesn’t go through walls like the ghosts from Human superstitions do, he goes through them like… well… He goes through them, doing lots of damage.
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Tyten wrote:Better to full [censored] one thing than to half [censored] two things
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky
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Neutral Smith wrote: ↑Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:23 pmYou don’t know what he can do. He doesn’t go through walls like the ghosts from Human superstitions do, he goes through them like… well… He goes through them, doing lots of damage.
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An army of sheep lead by a lion, is better than an army of lions lead by a sheep.
Source: I can't remember.
Source: I can't remember.
Don't be silly, bullying sucks
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It's good to have such motivational people in my life.A conversation between myself and a lightly inebriated friend of the family at a BBQ tonight. wrote:
Friend: So you're out of security now? Is that right?
Dadrobit: Yep, I'm trying to break into voice acting now.
F: Voice acting. Like the people in the digital movies?
D: Kinda. I mostly just do commercials, like the stuff you hear on the radio.
F: Ohhhhh. Why don't you do regular acting? Like for TV and the movies?
D: Hahahaha. My voice is pretty nice, but I do have a working mirror, I know where I stand in the looks department. This is a face for radio.
F: Oh come on now, Don't be so hard on yourself! Let me tell you, as a woman to a man, you are absolutely...
D: ...
F: ...
D: ...
F: Acceptable.
D: Thanks, friend.
She later tried to tell me I was around Matthew McConaughey, but by then she was drunk, and I'm more than capable of catching when someone's blowing smoke up my [censored] at 180psi.
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"Every journey begins with a single step" - Idk where, probably scooby-doo
Who even looks at signatures anyways?
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"Why do these men hate you?"
"Because I'm a stupid, bowlcutted caveman that invaded their church"
"Because I'm a stupid, bowlcutted caveman that invaded their church"
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Cyon wrote:"He has lost a lot of blood... but not enough"
Who even looks at signatures anyways?
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Multitasking is just a way to be less efficient at two different things simultaneously
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