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Re: Random quotes V.2.0

#7396 Post by midnightblink »

It doesn't matter how good a glass of lemonade is, if you add ipecac to it, it will not be an enjoyable experience.
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#7397 Post by Dadrobit »

A conversation between myself and my young nephew at a family get-together tonight.

N: Hey Uncle Dadrobit, whatcha playin' on your phone?
D: Well, bud, it's not really a game, and I'm mostly just swiping left.
N: Why?
D: Because I don't like them.
N: Why don't you like them?
D: Because I'm what's called, "shallow."
N: Shallow... Does that mean you're single?
D: ...
D: Yes, bud, yes it does...
Everyone: *Uproarious laughter*

Kids man, kids...
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#7398 Post by Cyon »

While playing CAH, the evening got summed up as:
Hitler and sex. What could possibly go wrong?
I'm gaining abs due to how much I'm laughing right now
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#7399 Post by Neutral Smith »

Online discussion somewhere else (Dutch forum)
Quit using that Russian propaganda site RT.com! Here is a different source:
[CNN.com]
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.

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#7400 Post by Kellard »

anonfox123 wrote:Eg, me vs widowmaker

Boost up to platform she's on

Widow panics, sprays full auto mode

Nope all the bullets in her mag with defense matrix

Shred that blueberry tart with fusion cannons as she tries to runs around and reload
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#7401 Post by TinyVoices »

Welcome to build a box workshop. Here's some cardboard and a post-it note to name your box with.
Thoughts to myself while at work.

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#7402 Post by Neutral Smith »

You don’t know what he can do. He doesn’t go through walls like the ghosts from Human superstitions do, he goes through them like… well… He goes through them, doing lots of damage.
Me writing something while having a writers block and unable to do metaphors.
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#7403 Post by FrogSteaks »

Tyten wrote:Better to full [censored] one thing than to half [censored] two things
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky
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#7404 Post by Warrl »

Neutral Smith wrote: Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:23 pm
You don’t know what he can do. He doesn’t go through walls like the ghosts from Human superstitions do, he goes through them like… well… He goes through them, doing lots of damage.

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#7405 Post by GyroFox »

An army of sheep lead by a lion, is better than an army of lions lead by a sheep.
Source: I can't remember.
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#7406 Post by Dadrobit »

A conversation between myself and a lightly inebriated friend of the family at a BBQ tonight. wrote:
Friend: So you're out of security now? Is that right?
Dadrobit: Yep, I'm trying to break into voice acting now.
F: Voice acting. Like the people in the digital movies?
D: Kinda. I mostly just do commercials, like the stuff you hear on the radio.
F: Ohhhhh. Why don't you do regular acting? Like for TV and the movies?
D: Hahahaha. My voice is pretty nice, but I do have a working mirror, I know where I stand in the looks department. This is a face for radio.
F: Oh come on now, Don't be so hard on yourself! Let me tell you, as a woman to a man, you are absolutely...
D: ...
F: ...
D: ...
F: Acceptable.
D: Thanks, friend.
It's good to have such motivational people in my life. :mrgrin:

She later tried to tell me I was around Matthew McConaughey, but by then she was drunk, and I'm more than capable of catching when someone's blowing smoke up my [censored] at 180psi.
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0

#7407 Post by GyroFox »

yuhumina yuhumina okay - Peter Griffon
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#7408 Post by Cyon »

"Every journey begins with a single step" - Idk where, probably scooby-doo :P
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Re: Random quotes V.2.0

#7409 Post by Ketzal »

"Why do these men hate you?"
"Because I'm a stupid, bowlcutted caveman that invaded their church"

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#7410 Post by Cyon »

Cyon wrote:"He has lost a lot of blood... but not enough"
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