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Salemcripple wrote: Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:33 am
midnightblink wrote: Sun Apr 16, 2017 5:49 am
me wrote:You know what they say about Oregon weather, April showers bring May downpours
Oregon you say??!?
Indeed, I live in a small town at the east edge of the Portland metro area :mrgreen:
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midnightblink wrote: Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:48 am
Salemcripple wrote: Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:33 am
midnightblink wrote: Sun Apr 16, 2017 5:49 am
me wrote:You know what they say about Oregon weather, April showers bring May downpours
Oregon you say??!?
Indeed, I live in a small town at the east edge of the Portland metro area :mrgreen:
I'm from east of Salem, up in the Cascades :-D

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#7384 Post by Kellard »

TinyVoices wrote:
DarkTheImmortal wrote:I have the sex appeal of a math book.
Sex appeal of a physics book

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#7386 Post by tony1695 »

I hope the authorities never see that particular message, even with context it's worrying
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Hayate wrote:Whenever someone says "emulator" i think of some kind of emu-simulator where you roleplay as a grumpy bird
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In the Picarto chat after everyone else left:
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I, while being PC, wrote:Don't say 'please'. It is offensive to my fragile emotional state.
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(Quote removed by user request -Turaiel)

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#7392 Post by tony1695 »

flouride in the water is turning the frogs gay
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I bet that if he finds them, he realize that they're quite radishing.

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#7394 Post by TinyVoices »

Butterscotch wrote:Really sexy cardboard

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TinyVoices wrote: Sat May 27, 2017 11:48 pm
Butterscotch wrote:Really sexy cardboard
Good lord I could not have read this at a more opportune time. Currently sitting in on a panel where there's a fat man wearing only heart speckled boxers holding a square of cardboard with a dagger drawn on with sharpie.
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