Random quotes V.2.0

[TinyVoices]

Oh god, integrating.

[Cyon]

just another
bork in the wall

We don't need no education, we don't need no blep control!

[TinyVoices]

Hm... Throw cheese at her

Unrelated-

I'd hit people with it.

[SirJahar]

And to think I still remember the origonal context for that.

[Dadrobit]

My brother does a lot of wilderness survival stuff for giggles. The following is an excerpt from one of our conversations on his progress after he came up to me with an almost boomerang shaped stick.

Spoiler!

Brother: Dude, check out what I made.

Dadrobit: You carved a stick?

B: Not just any stick, a Rabbit-Stick!

D: What?

B: You use it to hunt rabbits. It's shaped kinda like a boomerang for aerodynamics.

D: So it's a boomerang then.

B: No, boomerangs come back, these don't.

D: So it's a stick you throw that doesn't come back? You carved a stick.

B: No, well kinda, but no, it's a rabbit-stick!

D: Dude, it's a stick-stick.

B: I hate you so much...

D: Well have fun, tell me later how well your stick-stick works!

[tony1695]

My brother does a lot of wilderness survival stuff for giggles. The following is an excerpt from one of our conversations on his progress after he came up to me with an almost boomerang shaped stick.

The not-boomerang

Your brother is wrong, there are two types of boomerangs. The kind that comes back, and the kind that doesn't because it's lodged in a kangaroo's ribcage.
Source: I am Australian.

[Kellard]

In Skype:

Rookie, btw, what do you think is the best Witcher armor? Of course before even the grandmaster one is rendered useless because at one point even your enemies have better armor <.<

Plot armor

[Samantaz]

Skype, again

Ty : Alright... I think I should start eating a bit more
Ty : I'm losing weight pretty damn fast...
ReBob : Emergency snacks Ty.
Ty : No snacks tho
Ty : Nearly impossible for me to stop eating them once I start
ReBob : In case of snackmergency, break glass
Sarnak : And maybe some nuts and cheese as a snack
Sarnak : Don't look at me like that!
Sam : You're Sarn-snack after all .... badum tsss
ForgStæks : (sarcastic)
Sarnak : Sam... Grrrrrrrr... I've got nothing for a comeback.

[Bellhead]

Dashing through the snow,
with a 318 V8,
O'er the hills we go,
sliding all the way! (woah Woah WOAH!!!)

The heat is blowing cold,
the defroster [censored] the bed.
Let's hope the four-wheel-drive holds out
or else we'll both be dead.

OOOHHHHHH

I love my Dodge-podge. Really should fix the heater core though...

[Lief]

*snip*
I love my Dodge-podge. Really should fix the heater core though...

Reminds me of Rusty Chevrolet.

[kiabugboy]

Aldrich Hezekiah - Today 10:47 PM
> Besides.. why do people care so much about honor..

You don't get an applause from the universe for fighting and dying with honor...
You just die....

If you have a gun and some [censored] challenges you to a sword duel then you shoot that [censored] in the face.

[Cyon]

tables cant turn if I flip them

[Bellhead]

Go fix the dumpster. It's full.

And five minutes later,

Fixed. Now it's less full.

[FrogSteaks]

Also, "bite" means "nom" and "byte" means "8 bits". So megabite is when you nom a million people (or whatever) xD

[Kellard]

I will heal you so much that you will die!