Random quotes V.2.0

[BasettLord]

I want to come home and have my meal hot and waiting for me. Maybe with a nice martini on the side.” “So you want to be a man, in the fifties, in a sitcom?” Nick asked. “Pretty much.”

[DarkTheImmortal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDFx1YOA5tI
Basically it's one video of a satire series on how to be more spiritual, and this quote is one segment of the link

You need to be fascinated with Quinoa
Thanks to your lack of general intelligence and the absence of an interesting personality, you should be fascinated with things that are inherently uninteresting. In this case, Quinoa

[TinyVoices]

If boards could speak they'd probably be telling Nikolai to stop nailing boards to them

I can't

Sounds super straightforward.

We got trouble. AUGH.

For some reason she started making "taking fire" grunting sounds after doing her battle cries...

And another, funnier one.

I'll encourage people to name their non-ugly children after you.

[Bon]

India-Sierra-Echo-Echo-India-Tango-November-Oscar-Whiskey-India-Sierra-Echo-Echo-Tango-Hotel-Echo-Foxtrot-Romeo-Oscar-Zulu-Echo-November-Foxtrot-Oscar-Romeo-Echo-Sierra-Tango

Alpha-Lima-Lima-Hotel-Alpha-Indigo-Lima-Tango-Hotel-Echo-Foxtrot-Romeo-Oscar-Zulu-Echo-November-Foxtrot-Oscar-Romeo-Echo-Sierra-Tango

[Bon]

"You decide what to play"

"Was in the process of sending a gote lewd right as you sent that, that would have been an awkward response"

"Oh my cx"

[BasettLord]

“But he’ll let us slip if we only tell him where the swag is.”

An internet if one can tell me where that comes from.

[TinyVoices]

Fox penis is an awesome landmark for your day.

[Stryder221]

I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible.
...but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

[anonfox123]

Digits can shove off.

[Schrodinger]

Orgg is not something you casually play. Orgg is something you inflict.

Discussing a legendary character in my tabletop group.

[TinyVoices]

Digits can shove off.

Keith the red-nosed reindeer...

Edit:

(Oh [censored])

Pancakes thicker than Toriel

[midnightblink]

Okay me, you've spent six hundred on leisure in a few weeks. NO MORE.
*sees Mark's video and Overwatch gameplay for the first time
OH GOD MY MONEY

You hadn't seen Overwatch gameplay until Mark's video? Do you live under a rock? xD

[midnightblink]

You hadn't seen Overwatch gameplay until Mark's video? Do you live under a rock? xD

Nah, it's just that I thought it was super similar to Battleborn and Battleborn was [censored]. Everyone was joking about how similar they were so I assumed it was probably just as bad and never looked into it. I was wrong

As long as you realize your mistake

[TinyVoices]

I can fix it with fire!

[midnightblink]

Does my knowledge of American political philosophy turn you on?