Random quotes V.2.0

[Him]

You really, really, don't want to eat that...

[Bellhead]

When the power went out while my grandmother and me were eating ice cream..

I've lived in this fire hazard house my whole life, and I will not let a blackout stop me from eating ice cream with my grandmother. Now if you'll excuse me, I need get the matches, candle, and several filled kerosene lamps that I have stashed in the other room.

[midnightblink]

Try to read this in as serious and dramatic a tone as you can

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!

So powerful, it sends shivers down your spine
Favorite quote from Death Note. This whole scene was just hilarious with how dramatic they make it, and this line is the epitome of how ridiculous it can be. The full choir in the background is just perfect.

[Warrl]

As I opened a certain nearly-empty package...

One by one they have been lost to a gruesome fate.

Now comes the sad tale of...

THE LAST TORTILLA

[prototype99]

'they're tearing us apart like ragdolls!' -earth defence force 2025

[prototype99]

'it's reyn time!'-reyn

[justanUltramarine]

"we cannot let the ennemy inside our rear"

-random officer in iron front

Oh I don't mind

[Bellhead]

Can you meet us there at some point? We should be there around noon, maybe noon thirty. Does that work for you?

Yes, I think so. We'll leave around noon thirty, and get there around noon forty-five or so. See you then, English major.

[Lief]

Yes, I think so. We'll leave around noon thirty, and get there around noon forty-five or so. See you then, English major.

I use Noon-thirty sometimes. In a joking manner, but still. Not as bad as "Midnight thirty" or something, though. Noon thirty at least sounds neat.

[prototype99]

'let me feast upon your filthy soul'-evil dead

[Stryder221]

"Man, I didn't cheat death on this run. No, I didn't cheat it. I went into it's home, seduced his wife, convinced his children I'm their real daddy, took his life savings, spent it on a boat, burnt the boat, sent the ashes to him in an urn, told him it is his father's, and then took every single thing he owned and destroyed it in front of him."

[prototype99]

^need like button

[DariusL]

From now on I am referring to Tails as "[censored]' helicopter [censored]" as that's what i've been muttering at the screen for the past few hours

[Bellhead]

I don't know about you, but I don't want to be around when the precipitation starts to get hungry.

It's a ways back.

[Bellhead]

Best line from a movie ever: "Nuke it from SPACE!"

What'd he do, wander into the construction site? 'Ooh, flamethrower. lovely'?

Please note that this last one was based on an actual news story. I kid you not.