Random quotes V.2.0

[The Maskmaker]

"Yay! Im not ba-"

[player banned]

"awww..."

[DariusL]

Yes im that evil that i have lawyers 0.o

[tony1695]

Playing Team Fortress 2, and needed a Medic to heal me badly.

Help me, Lung Cancer!

Never thought I'd ever say that.

[HV-FSAPDS]

Me on the World of Tanks chat:
"My neighbor left his hamster cage outside, so i took the hamster out, put it in a blender, then dumped the mess back into the cage. I've also set up a video camera at my window to record when he discovers his hamster cage."
I pretyped this and pasted it in the game chat to distract the enemy team while i rushed to their base in my T-50-2 and took out their artillery. No hamsters were harmed.

[Lordlyhour]

Zim: But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

Zim: And I will watch you transform more and more into what you really are, deep down in your heart!
Dib: Deep down I'm bologna?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: That's just dumb.
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib. DUMB LIKE A MOOSE!

Just about every third line of this Show is a quotable thing worthy of quoting
Gods I love it so

[kevin]

Just gimme two pop sickle sticks and a rubber band and I'll figure out how to [censored] it like a filthy MacGyver.

[leoian]

We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.

[Gotheran]

"People often lose track of what's important to what's shiney." ~New Age Niccolo

[leoian]

Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.

[Insomniac]

From Leo DiCaprio's ending line in J. Edgar: The very essence of our democracy is rooted in a belief in the worth of the individual. That life has meaning that transcends any man-made system, that love is the greatest force on earth, far more enduring than hatred or the unnatural divisions of mankind.

[kevin]

I'm a burger, I'm a burger, with me you're gonna fly!
I'm a burger, I'm a burger, c'mon and let's get high!

From an episode of World's Dumbest

[leoian]

leo: Kimo why are you a squirrel ?
....
Kindamoody: Another thing, after I accepted the squirrel fursona I remembered that my favorite toilet paper since years has a... squirrel on the bag.

[Donnellson86]

Me: Congrats, you just scared the pee out of a cat.

My little brother: Bleep-bloop.

As a bit of background he scared a cat and it ran to the catbox...there wasn't a trail.

[DariusL]

I just had this conversation on facebook:

Person 1: My cell phone fell in a campfire and came out working like nothing happened.

Person 2: Cell phone doesn't give a [censored]. x)

Me: Is it a Nokia?

Person 1: Nope, it's a normal one.

Person 2: I've never heard about the brand "Normal". Must be a Nokia sub-brand. x)

[leoian]

Sheldon Cooper: Look, I found my missing neutrino.
Howard Wolowitz: Oh, good. Now we can take his picture off the milk carton.