What made you smile today? Round 2!

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#6391 Post by Locke357 »

Bane Dragon wrote:Hmm...what made me smile today. =3 *Checks today's birthday list* <---This!
Happy B-day! ^_^
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
OMG EPIC WIN
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Re: What made you smile today? Round 2!

#6392 Post by Ignis_Solus »

Locke357 wrote:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
OMG EPIC WIN
Agreed, best win ever ^^
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#6393 Post by ConkerBirdy »

The current MSN group convi im currently in with a few guys from the TK forums.
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#6394 Post by Corezy »

I just found out how sound proof my room is and am amazed.
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#6395 Post by Verilidaine »

rmb, that's such a good movie. :grin: I really, really need to own it, hopefully soon in the future.

Also, Kye, the Picard Song is amazing. When I first found it, I probably replayed it at least a couple dozen times a day for a while. I was a little obsessed. :roll:

My dad remembered to turn the heat back on when he left for work this morning! *celebrates* Usually it's off all night and since usually no one is in the house all day, it's programmed to turn on at about 5. So by the time I wake up it's around 60 degrees in the house. But it's very cozy now. ^^
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#6396 Post by epion04 »

I just got back from a nice repair job, mice ate the power cord on a friends fridge so I had to go rewire it for them. They insisted on paying me somehow but being money is tight for them at the moment they paid me in an amazingly awesome way. They let me take their motorcycle out for a joy ride ( being I have never been on a bike before this was awesome )

Cruised around town on an '04 Honda Shadow 750 for a while and I am sold, I so want a bike now :grin:
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#6397 Post by Holy_458 »

Kye, V, you are both very welcome that I found that. :grin:
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#6398 Post by Silver Seren »

The Pandora Radio app on the iPhone is amazing.

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#6399 Post by Valbrandur »

Babieskau

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_uavk2SZW0

He shows loyalty to his viewers.

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#6400 Post by Ignis_Solus »

Doren wrote:Babieskau
Lol, if he made animation bit better it would be even more ace.

Also, Tom causing multiple cave ins on my 2Kinds forum dwarf fort, then raging about it.
and yeah, super nearly got eaten by a carp.
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Ignis_Solus wrote:super nearly got eaten by a carp.
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#6402 Post by Lief »

Don't ask, its better that way.

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#6403 Post by Valbrandur »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5AtUZ2EGgk

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#6405 Post by WindDragon »

Spent half an hour talking to my cousin in Georgia that I haven't seen in probably 4 years. A lot more interesting to talk to him now then it was back when we were younger. No real reason he talked to me, just nice to see he's alive.
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