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Hello, newman! I hope you enjoy your stay. Just leave all weapons by the door. Also, don't forget, if a waitress happens to walk on by, give her a good slap on the buttocks. They live for it, trust me.

How would one such as myself change my tag from "newbie" to something else?

Beautiful. Whereas the first keeps you going with a tale of intrigue and makes you rethink the entire story with a single, hilarious question, this one is funny from the very beginning. In fact, this is so funny, I'm writing it down and showing it to all the friends. You should seriously consider sk...

I'm going to include the town of Lyn Knoll(?) In my story, War of the Dark Ones, which is over yonder in the Story Board. I just had a question(s) about the name of it. Is it spelled Lyn Knoll, is it two wordw, and does Lady Nora actually live there? If you would be so kind as to answer I would be e...

So far, seems very clever and foreshadowing of possible outcomes of their actions. I likethe new "inimals". I would much like to meet a Bear. Or even be one!

Welcome... to the madhouse. While you do sound a bit foreign, your English is very good, considering. I'm IBwaaa, the Life of the Party (official title). I'd ask that you leave all but one weapon at the door with your sense of self. We will all be made whole by the Convergence of the Kindred Spirit...

That is comic gold. Bravo, good sir. I salute your valiant efforts at trivial entertainment, and wish you best of luck keeping this poetic genius under control, lest you become thine very next Sir William Shakespear.

So, Hoppy... you're willing to eat me and not him? Guess you shouldn't feel jealous, Sylence. I'm almost as new as you! Welcome, one and all, the the insane asylum that is the TwoKinds forums! We hope you enfoy your stay, and that you don't pack heat. Seriously, though, I'm not tryn'a get shot. Or b...

Guys, guys, I'm unarmed! I only want to post stories and RPs! Don't eat me, hoppy! I'll stay away from the children!

Chapter 6 Drunk People When he woke, Fauna was no longer on the bed. In fact, the bed looked unslept in. Gneison sat up, confused. He stood and slipped on a pair of pants, stumbling off balance. Had I drank THAT much last night? he thought. "I'm still here, and just waking up. She drank more th...

Fubar de Lizzy wrote:The combination of the subject line and your avi has me certifiably creeped out O.o

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What's going on?
I'm InceptionBwaa, and I think I'm the newest here. Not quite sure, as I've made a few posts already, neglecting to check out the Newbie board 'til now.

I have ample experience with roleplaying and writing stories, and consider myself ranked "Not Bad" in the spectrum.

Chapter 4 On the Run The guards immediately all bristled and aimed their weapons, and Kimblee didn't know what was going on. Then he felt a pair of arms tighten around his neck and a blade to his throat. "Back off," the assailant said. "Or he gets the sharper end of this knife." ...

WARNING: Content may have already been viewed in previous post. To prevent from boredom, find where you stopped reading and go from there. If you never read the original, don't get yo panties in a bunch, it's the exact same except for this warning. Note: The 'Daikil' have been renamed to the 'Deikli...