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Tom, I love you. If I wasn't a guy, or if I were homosexual, I would marry you. You are my idol, my shining star, my... fizzylupkins. I don't know how I ever got on without you, but I now know that I can never survive a day without your presence. It is you that fills my heart, you that heals my wou...

Me: Hey James check this out!
James: *picks up a piece of coprolite* What's this?
Me: That's coprolite.
James: What's coprolite?
Me: Fossilized dung.
James: GAH!!

My brother and I at a shark tooth festival.