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Stryder221

*Boots open the door to the throne room, sending it flying off it's hinges*

I'm off work, and now I'm bored. Taking the throne would get rid of the boredom.

Fite me.

Stryder221

You might want to apply some duct tape to keep it from flying away. And super glue. Alright, thanks! *Physically lifts the anvil over head and starts hauling it away.* A homicidal anvil. That may or may not have been my fault, if someone got hit earlier. I, uh, kind of tried to shoot it out of the ...

Stryder221

You mind if I use it, though? I was kind of wanting to use it in the kitchen. Because, you know, some meals need hammering into shape, and I need something a bit more sturdy than the tables and counters. There is a big solid steel table in the middle of the meat locker that you could use. :keith: I...

Stryder221

So that's where it went. I can give it back to you if you want, but it's really messy. I just let it roam freely for a while. If it wants to fly I let it fly. Just not above my head, and it knows that. You mind if I use it, though? I was kind of wanting to use it in the kitchen. Because, you know, ...

Stryder221

schradieck wrote:Not... Me...

*An anvil crashes in through the ceiling, smashing right into schrad*

Whoops! Sorry about that!

Stryder221

Butterscotch wrote:Its bar policy that you're not allowed to put anything in my drink, right?

*Head phases through a wall nearby*

It's also against the rules to put anything in the food. Just throwing that out there.

Speaking of which... Anyone want something right now? Perfect time to ask.

Stryder221

*Steps into the bar, looks at Jahar's burnt carcass, then sighs.*

I'll clean up. Gimme a few moments.

*Picks up the body, and walks off*

Stryder221

*Appears out of seemingly nowhere from behind Minime, covered in ashes, rubble, red stains and giving a thousand-yard stare straight ahead while walking past* Stryder, what happened to you. Memory's a bit fuzzy. Fell behind in bank robbery. Blew up, woke up, disposed of the survivors and/or witness...

Stryder221

minime wrote:*leaves house and heads off to bar*

*Appears out of seemingly nowhere from behind Minime, covered in ashes, rubble, red stains and giving a thousand-yard stare straight ahead while walking past*

Stryder221

I'm still here, waiting for a moment to finally step in. My original plan for that was when Vallai shows up for the meeting, but I can try something else if things keep going slow.

Stryder221

I think I might have pulled a muscle in my forearm somehow, or something along those lines. It's not so damaged that I can't use my arm, but if I try to make certain motions, a jab or thrusting motion for example, it starts hurting. And other times it just hurts like a [censored] out of nowhere if I...

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"He means the table, I'm sure. Speaking of which, no, feel free to join in." As Lei said this, he decided enough was enough and put the book away, shoving it under his coat for the time being. He also look about to go pull out a seat himself before noticing it was already done. And by tha...

Stryder221

Wow :shock: http://thespug.net/stuff/yesperfect.gif That is genuinely unsettling, and I enjoy every bit of it. Saved. Feel free to change whatever you want; I'm happy just to see this piece. :grin: I mean, I'll probably find the edit and save that as well if you don't mind. And I'll try to make my ...

Stryder221

"No trigger warning for giant fake rubber titted tranny menstruating Jesus, by the way; That was available in the main hall for all children to see at all times."

Stryder221

kiabugboy wrote:say cheese everyone!

Can't. I apparently don't have a mouth. God help me.

In all seriousness, though, I'm saving this. You did great!

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