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Part 1 A million years have passed since Balthoron had lived his life and a blue half dragon walked down the corridors of an archival station. He had spent the last few hundred years of his life trying to piece together one part of a mystery that scholars had been trying to figure out for the past ...

You would think with a topic name like this, it'd belong in the Rant/Vent/Sad topic and I'll admit that it does make me feel a bit sad. But you know, just a sign that times are moving onward. I'm 28 as of right now and I've been watching people on youtube like LazyGameReviews, Techmoan, and 8-Bit Gu...

SURPRISE MOTHERFU— Oh, wait, you were expecting me.

Moon, come on down, you're the next contestant on the Price is Right!

Laryngitis sucks

Sorry, Minime. I do not.

Thundervolt, you are not authorized to learn Thunder yet. Prove me wrong!

This cold is preventing me from Let's Playing.

You were expecting Vintage? Yet, I return.

Butterscotch! Come on down! You're the next contestant in post in this topic!

Y'all need to predict me more often.

To make up for this, I shall predict that my handsome twin Akira will post next.(Really I predict ThunderVolt)

I'm sick.

I beat breath of the wild.

My assessment of the temperatures this winter.
December: Wait a minute, it feels like mid-January.
January: What the crap!? It feels like Spring!
February: WHAT THE [censored]!? IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER!

It was a mass effect joke.

I'm Commander Xelon and this is my favorite topic on the Citadel.

You hear the vending machine go, "Aaaaaaah. Refreshing."

I insert the lamentations of my enemies' women.

You get doritos.

I insert the same vending machine, but from 3 hours into the future.