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Aww, thanks! I'm glad I didn't ruin this completely! Anyway... the next chapter is longer and more detailed, so it's going to take a little longer before I deem it ready to post... I'm also going to attempt following Mettaur's little tips to try and make it even better! Please be patient, I'm going ...

I'll never trust that filter... Ever! not after my little... "incident"

anyway... Stryder221 here,
Beginner fan-fiction writer and one-time victim of the water's effects.

Welcome to the forums, Fear!

Chapter Two: A new beginning. The second chapter is up! The assassin comes across two keidran (That you'll never see again...) and someone you might know... Plus he gets a name! YAY! Remember... My first... Be nice... This fiction has already been typed down by me some time ago... It has merely bee...

Wait... Furry flakes? why does that sound familiar? Hold on... it's coming back... oh crud... :shock: I think I stole a box of those, once... Once I bothered to try them... I... turned into a furry :oops: (A Basitin, I think...) And then I forgot was a furry when I drank the water... :( So THAT expl...

Why not? Someone black-mail you to keep it secret? It's spiked with a drug that zaps you if you talk too much of it? Or it drops people's IQ to something inferior to a gnat? Put you in a coma? Makes you see ponies? Turns you into a troll? Teleports you to Jupiter? What about mars? Or Pluto?! Come on...

so the cookie will... :shock: Too late, I already ate it (;_;) Don't worry, though... I'm mysteriously immune to disease! (I rarely get sick even in real life!) Although I DID get a massive sugar high for a few minutes Also... what sort of "side effects" does the water have? Do I even want...

Don't worry, judah, I won't steal any cookies! (yet... )

BTW What kind of cookie did you give me? Raisin or chocolate chip? (Actually... I'll eat it anyway... )

I just hope I come across more great jokes.
("Heir of Isildur..." Dang, that was a good one! )

"Heir of Isildur? Ooooohhh... I gotcha... :wink: " *Cough!* "A day may come, when the humor of puns fail... When we forsake our jokes, and lose all sense of humor!" "A day when the age of joking comes crashing down!" "But it is not this day! this day it's funny!&qu...

Thanks, Mettaur, You made my day! :) Just one question before I post the next chapter... What do you mean "Happy in Paraguay?" (Yes... I'm hopeless :oops: ) (If you mean the country, state, republic, planet, or whatever it is... No, I don't live there, so I'm not happy there, sorry for any...

The Templar’s Bane The shameless fan-fiction of TwoKinds! This fiction, just so you know, will be a self insert so- GET BACK HERE!!! :evil: I will NOT ninja-kick any original characters out of it with sudden god-like power sprung up from the depths of where bad fictions go! If you go "Oh it's ...

*You notice a mortal in shadowy black robes skulking around the forums... And he notices you as well...* "Oh, hai! I'm... uh..." "Get on with it!" "All right, jeez! I'm a... Super massive god-like being with the power to ninja-kick :trace: Out of the story!" "You h...