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Lei couldn't help but chuckle. He hardly knew anything about herbs, but the other scholar's enthusiasm about his trade was a refreshing sight to see. To be quite honest, he found more interest in Malcolm's description of the cave itself than the deathcaps. It sounded like quite a sight to see. But w...

There they are... Vallai hadn't been alone. By the time he had arrived at the meeting point, someone had been tailing him; A small individual of ambiguous gender, their only eye-catching feature being a red cloak and little else. They must've seen the Esira somewhere on the streets and followed fro...

[Sorry about the delay.] "It's... complicated?" Lei had said to Phaing, offering little more than a shrug. "Personal space and such. I wouldn't worry too much about it right this moment." It was then that he decided that he might as well get started, and promptly began to dig in...

worst fanfiction ever. Well, if we're bringing that abomination into this... Meanwhile... Down in hell, Ebony shed a single tear because of her current situation. A situation that would live on for all eternity. Or at least until the end of fanfiction time. She lost it all, but she knew she had to ...

*Raises hand*

Still here.

kiabugboy wrote:Firewieldersareflammable.jpg

Ignoring the porn discussion...
Took me a while to reach this conclusion, but my face looks like the type you'd see right in front of your window at night, insisting he's a fairy and that you should let him in.

*Grin fades while sent flying* There's... less fighters here than I was expecting. *Looks around, only to see a tumbleweed rolling by* ...I'm suddenly less motivated. Bah! I wanted an amazing fight, with lots of cheap explosions, some cool music, and maybe the females (genderbent or not) cheering o...

*The door shatters after one too many whacks.*

*Turns to Bon with a slasher smile*

I'm getting bored. And I tend to get a bit... weird, when I'm bored.

*Gets up after five seconds, a smashed skull and burning alive, but... well, alive and perfectly conscious* Close, but no cigar. *Snap of fingers, then the leftover flames are gone* Flames and punches? Really, that's all. Come on, give me really spectacular! Or I'm just going to have to go on the o...

*grins as well. Drops weight, bringing Stryder down too, slamming fist into Stryder's face on the way down* *Grabs wrist as punch is thrown, dragging Dark down, rolling over and ending up, on top of him* Because I'm under the impression that the potion made you smaller and a bit less weighty *Rathe...

*Ducks under cinderblock, watching as it proceeds to slam right into Dark instead*

Ten points for the hulk bon!

*Grabs the dragon's foot as it lashes out, and immediately flashes a disturbing grin*

Gotcha.

Butterscotch wrote:

Stryder221 wrote:
Butters, you're not helping anyone.

Oh..ill just go then...

Well, now I feel like a dick.

Actually, don't go yet. I want this to turn into a free-for-all, because what could be more epic than complete pandemonium?

*Blocks punch with face. Turns out to be more effective than one might think*

Butters, you're not helping anyone.

Also...

Bon wrote: Please avoid my castle!

*Immediately sends a meteor falling towards the castle*

BasettLord wrote:[Stahp or else]

No. Too fun for me to stop.

Oh. That's actually pretty reasonable. *Body blurs for a moment, and suddenly Dark's sword is embedded into the ground as I stand on it.* *Turns to Butter and Mini, just watching the shuriken flying at them* It's exactly what it looks and sounds like. Wanna fight? It won't be boring, I can tell you...

*Parries the blade with bare-hand* I've had a bit of time to think on how I wanted an 'epic' battle to go... It's not gonna be an anticlimactic stabbing of me with an oversized sword. How are you even wielding that anyway? Dragons don't do the whole sword thing. Are you an anthro and I never noticed?