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"If you expect the unexpected, does the unexpected become the expected?"

-I dunno who said it, but it's as old as the hills...

Okay, here's a simple one:

Which is faster: hot, or cold?

Twayblade17 wrote:Ekid- introduce yourself here plz. http://2kinds.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=3

and this made me smile
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20

I love that guy! He's freaking hilarious! =^.^=

How about this one:

All of be awesome friends who crack jokes at my expense made me smile today. Oh, and I also witnessed somebody trip over their friend's shoelaces, making a chain reaction involving 6 people. That was pretty awesome. Anyways...

=^.^=

Freelancer wrote:Think of words that end in -gry. Angry and Hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the english language. What is the third word? people use it everyday, and if you listened carefully i already told you the answer.

umm...

"language" ?

=^.^=

I'd have to go with color. But hey, I'm willing to pay good money for it no matter what you decide to do. Wow, what a pointless message...

God, when this book is released, I'll be the first to buy it. I'll camp outside three bookstores AT ONCE for THREE WEEKS if I have to! ... ...TOM HURRY IT UP Hey, Great things take time! Tom is working as hard as possible to get it done as soon as possible. He juggling quite a bit... It'll get done...

Hey man, so long as it's you making it, I don't think anyone will have any problem with it. =^.^=

"What's the difference between a slug and a 2 - inch - long, living booger?

...I couldn't think of a difference either."

-Calvin & Hobbes =^.^=

"It's not beastiaity! It's 'Human-Animal Erotica!'"

-Clerks 2

I really like this one:

"Wherever you are, whatever your circumstances may be, whatever misfortune you may have suffered, the music of your life has not gone. It's inside you - if you listen to it, you can play it."

-Nido Qubein

"Woohoo Flora!"