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After a LONG abscence, I have returned....but only to post this and the next few chapters of my fanfic XD

I'll probably be gone for a long while after that as well, so meh.

Caboose: "My dad always said...why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Church: "Dude...did you just call my girlfriend a cow?" Tucker: "No, dude I think he called her a slut!" Church: "Tell you what rookie, I could sit around and listen to you talk abo...

Honestly...when haven't we liked any of your works? This definately goes in the 'favorites' section in my mind. Just keep up the great work, it is always a pleasure to read them.

By the way, have you figured out a poem to send in for the contest yet?

A famous Homer line...

"Can God heat a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?"

"I like me..."

~Caboose

Sounds a bit like you two are the spawn of Chuck Norris XD

But anyway, one of my friends has her b-day today...don't exactly know why i am posting this, but meh.

Internets...I like that XD

That old witch turned me into a newt!

She..turned YOU into a newt?

*peasant looks to the ground*

Well, I got better...

~Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

Confuscius say: those who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers


(BTW, it isn't pieu, it's pew...I think)

For you to ask that is pulling teeth...purely because I can't choose! They are all extraordinary. But...as I think about this, I must say your first one was one of your best. I know it isn't really meant for middle-school though, so this makes it all that much harder...give me some time to find one.

Yet two more excellent poems by our own TwoKinds master poet. It is, as always, a great pleasure to read these.

If, I may make a suggestion, would you be willing to make a poem based purely on revenge? With all of these other poems, I think it would fit nicely.

Hybrid_Demon wrote: Me: "Look in the sky, a dead bird!!"
Random people: "Where?!"

I have to try this one...



"For the last time Donut, no! I don't wanna know what the secret ingredient is!" ~Sarge

Meh birthday is on the 4th of June. I would be scared if it were on the 6th XD


...06-06-06...666...Ebil

Tenui Nec Dimittam

(translation from Latin: Take hold and never let go)

~Saint Francis De Sales

No Grae...I don't think that made any sense at all :lol:

"Can God make a burrito so hot that He himself can't eat it?" ~Homer Simpson (I do think this is a valid question too)

"I guess I am just not an angry person."

*WHACK*

"Angry now?"

~Dodgeball