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Definitely should be a contest next year. I understand these things are a [censored] to plan, and its even more taxing to judge all the entries, but I think next year will be better. And it'll give me another chance to enter something better. My story was so bad, probably because it only took me 15-...

Poetry you say, sir? Hell, I can do that. I would like to see that actually.

I honestly wish i submitted something else...my other work is so much better...I re-read my entry and i couldnt help but call myself an idiot. But im curious as well, how is the progress?

Haven't posted in a long time, been hella busy. but I i finally stopped putting off a story i've had in my head for some years now. Here's the intro, it's short, but I didn't wanna go to far. Be warned, there is language not suitable for wee-ones, read at your own risk. Book One: How I Became a Sold...

found a squid in the parking lot. stared at it for 5 minutes before i started laughing. laughed for half an hour.

judah4 wrote:I just noticed that the stitches on Natani's robe are coming apart and showing her fur. Is this truly the end of her robe?

Probably. When i saw this i had that OhDamn! face on.

headcrabking wrote:this dude is like a god NSFW kinda
http://d.facdn.net/art/strype/120966654 ... isplay.jpg

*puts on top hat and monocle*
Indeed sir, indeed!

Ravenous222 wrote:My friend is making this into a shirt.

Holy [censored]! THIS! THIS!

You sir, made my week. That ^ is what me made smile today.

2plus2makes5 wrote:It's funny because it's true!

This made my night.

"I hardly remember the last time I was trippin' biscuits on acid.But I do remember I was made outta cotton candy and I was eatin' ma'self."
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My friend was broken this morning, sobbing in the gym (where all the students go after breakfast). I didn't ask her what was wrong because the last time she had a problem it was because she was being cheated on. I learned what actually happened on the way to third period. Our schools cosmetics teac...

Cessna Skyhawk wrote:Watching rise of the planet of the apes, with my girlfriend smacking me every time I provided my own commentary as if it was GTA San Andreas, and Caesar was CJ.

This.

I got food stamps today, I'm happy.

GumbyDarnit wrote:

nsamok6620 wrote:maybe even T-shirt...

T-shirt? My god that's weather to freeze to death in!

I wear t-shirts when its 20 degrees or below.

My combat boots are making my whole apartment stink, now I gotta go ape with Lysol to get rid of that gym-bag smell. I'm gonna need to buy a lot of Lysol though, it sucks ya can't buy it with food stamps. I had the same problem with my Vibram Five Finger shoes. The best thing you can do is to was t...

My combat boots are making my whole apartment stink, now I gotta go ape with Lysol to get rid of that gym-bag smell. I'm gonna need to buy a lot of Lysol though, it sucks ya can't buy it with food stamps.