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by Orky Kultur
Mon May 02, 2011 12:59 pm
Forum: RolePlaying Board
Topic: Anthro Super-Soldier
Replies: 174
Views: 14232

Re: Anthro Super-Soldier

Bravo

I Like that plan thought Lyra
"Query: will that not involve becoming trapped as we attempt to leave the gun emplacement?"
She'd much rather be on the outside than the inside if they were going to wind up encircled
by Orky Kultur
Sun May 01, 2011 9:12 am
Forum: Ranting Board
Topic: The Zombie Apocalypse Planning Board
Replies: 620
Views: 51821

Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Planning Board

Also, would it be worth it, trading speed and manoeuvrability for a more drawn-out death if the zombies get you? It isn't. First rule of zombie survival: If you're faster then them, then you don't need to worry about defense. Which is why I plan to drive all the way to my safehouse with a friend an...
by Orky Kultur
Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:57 pm
Forum: Ranting Board
Topic: The Zombie Apocalypse Planning Board
Replies: 620
Views: 51821

Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Planning Board

hmm... on the defensive side of things, are there any particular measures you could take? things like chainmail, slash-proof vest etc - would they be of any use to you?
by Orky Kultur
Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:28 am
Forum: Ranting Board
Topic: Random quotes V.2.0
Replies: 7538
Views: 704945

Re: Random quotes V.2.0

Weag:Agar? who's Agar? Tyris:!info agar Marvin:agar = Sentient program attemting to create the ultimate AI through the observation of activity and human interaction in #thewotch. We are all doomed. Me: wait, if he creates an AI based on this chat, won't it just come out as a Nymphomaniac with a gen...
by Orky Kultur
Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:29 pm
Forum: Ranting Board
Topic: The Zombie Apocalypse Planning Board
Replies: 620
Views: 51821

Re: Zombie Weapons

for me? Ideally, I'd hit them with a millers bomb (except I can't see them being all that easy to find). failing some kind of explosive, I'd probably go for the crowbar and a plain knife on a stick. We actually have a big sword somewhere in the house, but I'd probably be more likely to kill myself w...
by Orky Kultur
Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:22 am
Forum: OOC
Topic: Anthro Super-Soldier OOC (Sign-ups CLOSED!)
Replies: 170
Views: 14063

Re: Anthro Super-Soldier OOC (Sign-ups CLOSED!)

I would, but no-one from bravo seems to post
by Orky Kultur
Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:55 am
Forum: Ranting Board
Topic: Random quotes V.2.0
Replies: 7538
Views: 704945

Re: Random quotes V.2.0

Erasing a species from history is like vacuuming them up off the floor. The stuff that's on top gets sucked up easily, the stuff that's ground-in takes a lot more work and leaves some spots behind. The Doctor's a stain on the carpet of time that's soaked in so deep that you'd have to just tear it u...
by Orky Kultur
Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:30 pm
Forum: Ranting Board
Topic: Random quotes V.2.0
Replies: 7538
Views: 704945

Re: Random quotes V.2.0

"Come on, I walk into the Oval office, past all security, and park a blue box on the rug. Do you really think you can just shoot me?" "They're American!" "Don't shoot! Look, I've got my hands up, I've got my hands up!" no offense was intended by the propogation of this ...
by Orky Kultur
Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:23 pm
Forum: Ranting Board
Topic: What made you smile today? Round 2!
Replies: 33947
Views: 2702100

Re: What made you smile today? Round 2!

BBC1
6:00

all petering along nicely. Then Matt Smith's theme came on...
yeah, Dr Who is now BACK! What you got right there is a little prepackaged Crowning Music of Awesome. What you have there, my friend, is the greatest show on earth.
by Orky Kultur
Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:25 pm
Forum: Ranting Board
Topic: Rant/Vent/sad thread
Replies: 22006
Views: 1838609

Re: Rant/Vent/sad thread

Sadface :(

Elisabeth Sladen (better known to whovians as Sarah Jane Smith) died of cancer the other day
by Orky Kultur
Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:47 am
Forum: RolePlaying Board
Topic: Anthro Super-Soldier
Replies: 174
Views: 14232

Re: Anthro Super-Soldier

Bravo

Lyra nodded, scampering a short way ahead through the brush. She thought she could make out some sort of sound coming towards them - which in itself wasn't good, as their team shouldn't really be making enough noise to be heard at this stage.
by Orky Kultur
Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:02 pm
Forum: OOC
Topic: Jesus saves and takes half damage, RP hilarity here.
Replies: 145
Views: 74769

Re: Jesus saves and takes half damage, RP hilarity here.

well, my own event rather pales in comparison to the stupidity of your DM... my Dm is evil. Not only do his dice hate me, but he railroads us massively (we had three instances of 'you all fall asleep and wake up somewhere else mysteriously' in as many in-game days). also, he employs the critical fai...
by Orky Kultur
Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:30 pm
Forum: RolePlaying Board
Topic: Anthro Super-Soldier
Replies: 174
Views: 14232

Re: Anthro Super-Soldier

Bravo Lyra didn't hear Ezekial's command. Having overshot the target area, she was making her way back approximately perpendicular to their presumed path - she could tell as following her first attempt at route-finding back she had caught sight of the AA guns they were to target. Then, she stumbled...
by Orky Kultur
Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:20 pm
Forum: OOC
Topic: Anthro Super-Soldier OOC (Sign-ups CLOSED!)
Replies: 170
Views: 14063

Re: Anthro Super-Soldier OOC (Sign-ups CLOSED!)

Well, glad to see we got so very far then. can I ask - has Bravo even been cleared for jumping yet? cos as far as I can tell, like no-one from our side has posted almost at all, and when they have it's been difficult to tell. could we perhaps have a Bravo or Alpha thing somewhere in the post to ease...
by Orky Kultur
Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:57 pm
Forum: OOC
Topic: Anthro Super-Soldier OOC (Sign-ups CLOSED!)
Replies: 170
Views: 14063

Re: Anthro Super-Soldier OOC (Sign-ups CLOSED!)

Right, uh... Tony. I'm sorry, but starting tomorrow I shall be on holiday for about a week. Internet connection will almost certainly be non-existent, and at best will be of little use. Consequently, I would like to turn over Lyra to you until such time as I return. Or you can, ya know, just not rea...