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So I just got back from the Drag strip. I raced my Fiesta against my Dads '68 VW bug (the one that looks like Herbie). He has a damned dune buggy engine in there and I beat him. I pulled an 11.3 My dad pulled an 11.6 He got be off the start due to my cars horrid throttle response with first gear bu...

David Wong of Cracked-ness recently posted an article about the next console generation, focused primarily on XBone. I'm sad because the makers of the next-gen systems (and yes, Microsoft most of all) seem to have made a conscious decision to turn console gaming into a luxury product, aimed only at ...

One of Smash Bro 4's newest competitor is...Wii Fit Trainer?

EvilNinjadude wrote:Today, everyone reacts to: Sony winning the console war.

And they didn't even have to DO anything! Easiest victory ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaA

The Kiru-Ha slowly entered the bay, extended it's landing gear and lowered itself to the hanger floor, engines humming for a moment more before shutting off. In the cabin Satio prepared himself for the first meeting. He donned his protective helmet and secured it, a hiss confirming the seal. As a pr...

Man, if you don't look like an Englishman, then I don't eve--*looks at your location* Well then. Looks like an Englishman because you ARE and Englishman

A vessel, larger than Satio had ever seen before, appeared on his sensors. Armed to the teeth with weapons of a design foreign to this system and broadcasting power signatures greater than even the largest Torran vessels back home, he knew his opportunity had finally come. And heading straight towar...

Hoppy wrote:

MUDPUNISHER wrote: so be careful of cute, well-endowed girls in uniform...

x2. Any girl in a uniform, really

Myperson54 wrote:

For some reason I half expected Nyan Cat.




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Dude in my hometown and current town gets away with killing a prostitute who didn't do the dirty with him under a loose interpretation of the right to use excessive force to retrieve stolen property at night

*sigh* God dammit guys

MrFlyingAmoeba wrote:

jacobc62 wrote:Tried shaving for the first time in my life today.

Result: Better than expected.

It's not the top floor you gotta worry about when you shave, if you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, my chin's a [censored] to shave. I can never keep it smooth

My grandmother's watching RoboCop

RiffTrax on Highlander:

"Scottish? He sounds more like Tommy Wiseau. 'Oh Hi Lander!' "

*edit* http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... TliI#t=75s

Had my first driving lesson today. I learned why some lazy people hate driving stick. HAHAHAHAHA It'll be even funnier once I actually learn to, you know, drive. I mean I can drive and all, just actually driving AROUND like a normal person will take practice. Oh stick is the BEST. I had to learn on...